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Intelligent Machines 824 transcript

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0:00:00 - Leo Laporte
It's time for Intelligent Machines. Paris Martineau is here. Jeff Jarvis is here. Our guest Matthew Kirschenbaum, future professor of English and AI at the University of Virginia. We'll talk about how the tools you use change the way you write. We'll teach Paris to speak fluent Shakespeare and what would you do to get $100 million a year job All that and more coming up next on Intelligent Machines Podcasts you love From people you trust. This is TWIT. This is Intelligent Machines, episode 824, recorded Wednesday, june 18th 2025. Full body air quotes it's time for Intelligent Machines, the show where we cover the latest news in intelligent machines, ai, robotics and the smart little doohickeys surrounding us every day of our lives. Now, gosh, darn it.

Paris Martineau is here from tech journalist, investigative reporter and spy or something I don't know.

0:01:09 - Paris Martineau
Oh, she's got a book we're gonna talk about a book. I'm sorry, it might be a spoiler it's not really because it's the old book, but anyway well it's a spoiler for who our guest is, which I'm sure they already know if they've clicked on this, but you know I just wanted to.

0:01:21 - Leo Laporte
Yeah it's not gonna be a spoiler for very long because we're gonna introduce matthew in a second, but first it's not going to be a spoiler for very long because we're going to introduce Matthew in a second. But first let's say hello to the emeritus professor of journalistic innovation, who also has the book at the. Craig Newmark Graduate School of Journalism.

0:01:40 - Paris Martineau
We're bringing it back, baby. He's not there anymore, mark.

0:01:42 - Leo Laporte
We're bringing it back, baby. He's not there anymore. He's at Montclair State University and SUNY Stony Brook, mr Jeff Jarvis, author of many fine books which are no longer visible in the frame but would be if he just moved his shelf around.

0:01:54 - Jeff Jarvis
Well, yeah, I got to move this book, moving things.

0:01:57 - Leo Laporte
The Gutenberg Parenthesis, the Web we Weave and Magazine. Hello, jeff. Hello, let's introduce our guest because I think you're friends.

0:02:06 - Jeff Jarvis
Yes, matthew Kirshenbaum is a good friend and mentor of mine. Matthew is now a I forget the exact title Matthew at University of Maryland, A distinguished university professor which can also be abbreviated as a dupe which can also be abbreviated as a dupe, and announced, but not occurring yet, is going to a chair in English and AI at the University of Virginia, his alma mater.

0:02:36 - Leo Laporte
At Thomas Jefferson's University of Virginia. Let's not. That's the one. Yes, that's the one. Wow.

0:02:43 - Jeff Jarvis
I wonder what.

0:02:43 - Leo Laporte
TJ would have thought about AI having a professor of AI. That's a few of them. That's interesting Go ahead.

0:02:49 - Jeff Jarvis
Matthew is a wonderful mix of interests. He is a professor of English, he teaches students in how to do letterpress, he makes a lot of little Ben Franklins and he's now in AI. He also was kindly, he was my publisher sent a gutenberg parenthesis to matthew in a much longer version I'm embarrassed about, and he was the infamous reviewer number one but too many notes.

0:03:16 - Leo Laporte
Mozart, is that what kindly outed himself to me?

0:03:19 - Jeff Jarvis
so I got great advice from him and and I've learned a lot from matthew in the meantime and just delighted to have him here because among the other things that he does, uh, he's on an MLA Modern Language Association task force about AI in the classroom. So between print to AI and text and track changes and all of that, we have lots to talk about.

0:03:38 - Leo Laporte
We should mention that the book you two are holding up, the book all three of us have read, was Matthew's previous tome, which was a history of word processing and fascinating, there's a lot to it. You know it's a great story, but maybe word processing is coming to a rapid close now we're just going to ask ChatGPT to type it up.

0:03:58 - Paris Martineau
No more words. No more words, just processing.

0:04:01 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Too many words, right, matthew, too many Text apocalyptic, you might say.

0:04:08 - Leo Laporte
One of the real issues in academia, of course, is that students seem to be so enamored of these AI tools that they're not doing their reading, they're not doing their studying, they're not doing their writing. They're letting AI do it. If you're going to be a professor of English and AI, you're going to be confronting that head on.

0:04:27 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, I think that's true. I think it's so. First of all, just thank you all for having me on I've been looking forward to this and thanks, jeff, for that very, very funny and kind introduction. I think it's hard to generalize about where students are with AI these days. You certainly see things. There was the story and I think it was New York Magazine the other week, and really alarming statistics about percentages of students using AI tools to write their papers and so on.

In my experience teaching here at Maryland, students are all over the place. A lot of them still don't even have a full sense of themselves what these tools are, let alone how to use them effectively. And that's really what I see as the big challenge for not just higher education, but education at all levels in the coming years is to really educate people about what these tools are good for, but also the ways in which they may not be so good at all things or at all times. How are you using it in the classroom? In limited ways, and so, with a colleague, I taught a class this past year, for example, where students had an assignment to use a large language model to offer a reading of a really well-known short story, the Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman, something that pretty much every English major will read at one point or another and rather than asking students to just write yet another sort of interpretation and close reading of the text, we have them first query the model about the story and engage in a critical dialogue with the model, and they were surprised.

Initially the students were to find that chat GPT already had read the other wallpaper which it had as part of its training data, so it knew all about it. But then they also needed to work towards getting the model to produce an alternative version with an alternative ending of the story, and I think for me the upshot of all of this was was that they ended up paying a lot more attention to the actual text of the yellow wallpaper than the otherwise would have. They really needed to sort of get down into the weeds in order to craft effective prompts that then produced interesting narrative outcomes.

0:07:04 - Leo Laporte
Did you trick them into it, though, really.

0:07:06 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Trick them into it only in the sense that really. You know, for me the pedagogical goal here was precisely that kind of close reading and attention to detail in the original text.

0:07:19 - Leo Laporte
And the insight was just a little extra.

0:07:22 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, well, it was a kind of trojan horse, if you will, for that kind of exercise I think a good idea.

0:07:28 - Leo Laporte
Actually, you know, don't, don't, don't tell them, don't use it, because that's going to be exactly the wrong direction, but it's you know.

0:07:36 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
I think the other thing I've learned is, just as it's hard to generalize about where students are, it's it's hard to generalize about the role of the tech in higher ed at large. I mean, what I can do in an upper level class for English majors is very different from what a writing instructor can do in a room full of first year composition students who are there for the express purpose of learning how to express themselves discursively and rhetorically. So there are going to be different kinds of approaches depending on what it is you're teaching, who you're teaching and so forth.

0:08:11 - Jeff Jarvis
I was impressed with the MLA report that you were part of. What does that stand for?

0:08:16 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Modern Language Association. It's the North American professional association for teachers of literature and the other romance languages.

0:08:29 - Jeff Jarvis
And I'm sure there's. There's straight lines and jokes about what happens when they all get together, but they do been novels written.

0:08:35 - Leo Laporte
They speak in Esperanto.

0:08:37 - Jeff Jarvis
I'm sure, and so there was a task force about AI in the classroom and it was not, as one might have expected, retrograde To the contrary. Matthew, I wonder if you could just talk for a minute about what the recommendations are, but also the process to get there and what you're hearing from other professors about this.

0:08:58 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, I mean. So we've. You know, the task force being a task force, it's produced several different working papers to date with a number of different kinds of recommendations for instructors, for administrators, even for students. I think the common denominator in terms of the takeaways for the specific policy recommendations that we make really is what I was saying a moment ago, that there are no one-size-fits-all solutions here. You know, ohio State University was in the news just this past week for some kind of top-down campus-level mandate that every class at the university going forward is to have an AI component of some sort, and the conceit then is that the students will be quote-unquote bilingual.

That was the actual language they will speak, ai along with whatever else it is that they speak. And to me that's both a wrong headed and in many ways a counterproductive, even an insulting kind of approach. I think what the MLA committee to get back to that was trying to do was again to recognize the need for individual instructors, individual programs, to craft solutions that will work for them. It importantly to my mind, affirmed the value of academic freedom, the notion that the professor, the instructor, the faculty person who is running the class they should really be the ones who have the final say over what the actual curriculum looks like, and it also, at the same time, speaks to the value of what we termed critical literacy, where there is real knowledge, real understanding of what these tools can and can't do, and it's empowering the students to make intelligent decisions about how much of their own voice and authority they want to seed to a machine, and even an intelligent machine.

0:11:01 - Leo Laporte
I'm sure there are people say, oh ai in my classroom. What do you say to them? What is the imperative for this?

0:11:10 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
I think you know I there have been all sorts of. You're seeing the kind of ai arms race in higher ed where everyone is trying to build the proverbial better mousetrap. Um, I had a colleague not long ago ask me about a technique where you take teeny tiny little font you know a one point font and you include something in your writing assignment that you give to the student that reads, and be sure to mention George Washington, oh, and the idea being that students copy and paste the assignment prompt into the model. Unknowingly, they also grab that one point micro font and, lo and behold, you get your analysis of the wall paper by way of George Washington, and that's you know.

0:12:01 - Paris Martineau
Have you done anything like that?

0:12:03 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Have I done anything like?

0:12:04 - Paris Martineau
that.

0:12:08 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
I mean, I feel like that is an ethical line for me.

0:12:11 - Paris Martineau
I would do it, that's probably fair.

0:12:14 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
But that's, you know. That's, I think, indicative too of the level of anxiety that you're seeing amongst the professoriate, where everybody is kind of reaching for anything you know they feel they can grab onto as a counter measure we've seen that here.

0:12:28 - Leo Laporte
I mean we've interviewed people we had a guest on who wouldn't even look at an AI generated image. It was like it'll burns, it burns. So there are all, and I imagine in academia that's really uh divisive. I mean, my father was a professor, so I know the politics of academia can be that way anyway, but I imagine there's some pretty loud fights in the English department.

0:12:53 - Jeff Jarvis
Actually, Matthew knows of Emily Bender.

0:12:56 - Leo Laporte
That's the person who, All right well, she's in the same MLA, probably, yeah.

0:13:01 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
No, I mean, she is actually a linguist and so that's a different um. That's, that's a different um. Oh, we wouldn't want to mix those two together.

0:13:12 - Leo Laporte
Anyway, yes, I don't not not to dis, not not to disparage her, but it's just that there are really no, there are, there are there are polls here? Yeah, there are polls.

0:13:21 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yes, well, even something like the. So, jeff, you were kind enough to mention my position at UVA, which I'll begin in January of next year the notion that any university, any institution of higher ed nowadays, particularly with budgets being what they are that they would devote resources to recruiting faculty specifically in AI. There are some on campus who find that tremendously exciting and forward-looking, and there are others who see it as a betrayal of the very educational mission upon which the institution was founded, and so you really do have that full spectrum of responses. What?

0:14:05 - Leo Laporte
do you do if the kid does mention George Washington?

0:14:09 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Well, that's the you know. That's the other tricky thing, as people find out, it's even if you, even if you wanted to pursue some kind of academic integrity case, plagiarism, call it what you will. It's really hard to prove and institutions are going to, I think, get themselves into legal hot water, as well if that's the approach they insist on sticking to, because these things get very, very fraught again, very difficult to actually prove and in the end it seems like a huge waste of not only resources but a wasted opportunity.

0:14:51 - Leo Laporte
To me, this should be the proverbial teachable moment yeah, it's kind of a paranoia that perhaps is not appropriate. I, I, paris and jeff will tell you I'm kind of an ai buff, a little bit of a fan, but I've always I'm a technology fan. I mean that's what I do for a living and I've always said to, even in uh, you know, kids and younger grades if you forbid them access to technology, what are they going to do when they get out to the real world? You know, part of the job is to teach them how to use it, how to deal with it, how to be in an environment where it exists, not to eschew it.

0:15:26 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, I think that's right and again, I think you know it's, it's easy for you know you see things like the professor who reverts to old school blue book examinations, written right, I mean that sort of thing is a a good attention getter for a headline, but but by and large I don't think that's indicative of where the professoriate is actually at. That's good to hear.

0:15:50 - Leo Laporte
Yeah.

0:15:51 - Jeff Jarvis
Talk about your theory of the textpocalypse, which you wrote about in the Atlantic.

0:15:55 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah.

So textpocalypse is a term that I believe I coined in early 2023, a couple of months after the release of ChatGPT, and everybody was suddenly paying attention to AI, and, being an English professor, I have a particular interest in text as an actual format, if you will, a emotive output, and what I tried to articulate with this piece that did appear in the Atlantic in I believe it was March 2023, was a kind of near not so far future scenario in which you begin to see human beings like ourselves increasingly dissociated from the act of writing, and the specific form that that takes is that you have large language models, that this was basically unknown at the time, all the way back in early 2023, but it's now becoming commonplace.

You have large language models that are wired directly into the live internet. You have a situation where models can also prompt other models and, of course, as we know, models are also scraping machine-generated content from the open web to use in training future generations. So the text concalypse, on the one hand, is a kind of sci-fi-ish scenario where you begin to have fewer and fewer, less and less of what we read on the internet is actually written by people. That actually may well be statistically true already. We're all familiar with spam and junk content of all sorts on the internet, well before the advent of AI.

0:17:59 - Leo Laporte
There's plenty of slop there already, isn't?

0:18:01 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
there. There's plenty of slop there already. I do think things have, and are going to continue to qualitatively change. There's a there's actually a theory some might call it a conspiracy theory of the so-called dead internet, which suggests that most everything that we read on the internet is already synthetic and the product of manipulation by secretive, cabalistic, globalist quote-unquote forces. You've seen.

0:18:37 - Leo Laporte
You've seen uh, john graham coming. I think I'm going to try to get him on. He's an old friend. Uh, a cloudflare created a low background steel website. Uh, content with uncontaminated writing that writing that hasn't been contaminated by ai created content. Uh, I think that's an interesting point. I guess it's pre-text apocalypse content.

0:19:02 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, well it right. I mean it becomes a little bit like the slow food movement, where you have the equivalent in slow writing and it becomes a selling point when something is authenticated as 100% human authorship. I think we're perhaps not far from that point.

0:19:20 - Jeff Jarvis
What kind of institutions do we need to establish humanity?

0:19:28 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, establishing humanity is a big question.

I think one thing that institutions what we call cultural heritage institutions, like libraries, museums, archives One thing that they're going to need to pay increasing attention to is the authentication of original renditions of important cultural heritage materials, by which I mean how do you know that the image of the Mona Lisa that you're looking at on the internet, how do you know that that's, in fact, a faithful reproduction, a faithfully executed digital surrogate of the original, and that it hasn't been manipulated in some particularly subtle way?

Right, I mean, we're familiar with the phenomenon of deep fakes and the sorts of things where you see Donald Trump running away from a flying squad of police officers rushing after him. Right, and everyone sort of understands that that's, everyone recognizes that for what it is right. We're not taken in by that. But I think the danger is going to be things that are much more subtle, things that operate in contested realms of cultural heritage, like, for example, medieval history these days, or aspects of Americana which we've seen weaponized by the right wing in the service of their own agendas and ideologies, and being able to authenticate a culture, a stable, consensus-based cultural record, just as nowadays we are seeing the need for a consensus-based reality that seems to be more and more lacking it's almost, uh.

0:21:22 - Leo Laporte
I mean, I must feel like it's foolish to try to fight it. We just certainly it'd be nice to be able to distinguish, but ultimately I guess the question is does it even matter?

0:21:35 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
I think it matters. That may be my calling as a scholar and a humanist. I think part of what we want to do is also and this is something else we know as people who study the evolution of books and documents and paintings and music and what have you that cultural phenomena are not static. They do evolve, they do change over time. There's a term that I'm fond of in my work transformation, a portmanteau of transform and transmit, how things transform as they're transmitted. It's a giant game of telephone, yeah, and or, you know, a modern adaptation of Hamlet, right. So the work does transform, but I think we want to be, we want to see that happen in ways that are transparent and, again, not in ways that are being nefariously manipulated or weaponized to suit particular cultural agendas.

0:22:38 - Jeff Jarvis
Talk about analogs of technology's effect on writing in the past. Technologies effect on writing in the past. You know I've been reading up on the typewriter and the arguments that it changed how people wrote, that it made him anyway, hemingway and so on. And you have said I quote you, by the way saying that it's foolish to mark just one device or one factor. But but there are certainly. I think personally, when I went from typewriter to computer it changed the way I wrote and thus the way I thought and you covered this in Paris, let's hold it up in track changes.

0:23:16 - Leo Laporte
You don't have my Kobo. I'd hold it up if I could. You're a key reader.

0:23:21 - Jeff Jarvis
Which, by the way, just to be, to be, you couldn't imagine post-it notes you pretended to have read hey, hey, they're randomly placed, I could tell um, you would think this would be a dry topic, just for nerds, but it's actually fascinating. It really is. Um, what was the attitude about people? Uh, was, it was there. Was there similarly, an attitude of using computers was cheating, was corrupting? How did we adapt to the use of computers in writing back then, and does that have any lessons for now?

0:23:58 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, that was such a fun book to do. I got to talk to a lot of actual writers and to just rummage around in old computer magazines, and even just looking at the ads was fascinating. Radio Shock ran a series of ads with Isaac Asimov.

0:24:13 - Leo Laporte
Oh, I remember those yeah.

0:24:16 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
And so Track Changes is specifically a literary history of word processing. And, yeah, I was interested precisely in the question of how mainstream writers, big names like Asimov, Stephen King, Anne Rice a lot of this took me back to the fiction that I was reading as a teenager growing up in the 80s, because that was sort of the watershed moment for the emergence of the home computer market, which fiction writers, along with all the rest of us, were part of. There he is and, yeah, so many of the same anxieties. You had Gore Vidal in the pages of the New York Times Book Review in declaring that word processing is erasing literature.

Asimov himself was originally a skeptic and claimed, as a number of writers did, that he was never going to make the change. And then a big part of what happened was peer pressure, where we're talking about an era from the very late 1970s through the first half of the 1980s. And you know, writers I spoke to told me that, like you, went to a writer's conference like Bread Loaf during those years and the shop talk was all about computers. Everyone wanted to know what everyone else was getting and how big it was, and so forth, and I think a number of writers began to feel like not unreasonably that they were going to fall behind and that they wouldn't be able to match their competition if they didn't get on board.

0:25:59 - Leo Laporte
Do you think computers made them better? Writers. You know that's something I studiously avoided answering, and professors are no fun you know, I remember going to the museum of pop culture in seattle and they have neil stevenson's original manuscript of snow crash, yeah, which he and of you know he's a famous writer about them. I mean, he created the metaverse, uh, it's all in. He uses fountain pens on paper. It's this big, it's huge. He wrote it, he hand wrote it.

0:26:30 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, there's the famous story of William Gibson writing Neuromancer, the novel that gives us the word cyberspace on a typewriter. But I think the thing that I found was that there, here again, there was no one answer. There were some writers who immediately embraced the technology. Anne Rice was an early adopter and famously gave a copy of WordStar to the vampire Lestat in the Vampire Chronicles. So you saw this a number of times, when writers would actually, as a kind of Easter egg, write their word processor into their own fiction. Oh, that's funny, tom. Clancy did something similar.

Other writers were holdouts. Some writers said that they began to pay far more attention to their prose once they realized that they could revise it indefinitely. Others embraced the productivity gains and this was important in genre fiction like science fiction, like romance, like crime fiction, where a writer might go from being able to do one novel a year to two or three, and that made a material difference in their ability to actually make a living and to be a writer. So there were all kinds of factors that went into these sort of stories of early adopters, of stories of early adopters.

0:28:03 - Paris Martineau
I'm curious was there any? I feel like something we're starting to see now as the prevalence and use of these LLMs and tools like this skyrocket. We're starting to see kind of research that is trying to quantify whether or not use of these tools has any effect on kind of content recall or learning in general. There was a really interesting study that came out of MIT this week called your Brain, on Chat GPT Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI System for Essay Writing. That found, I mean, kind of unsurprisingly it was a small study of like I think 60 people, but that students that performed essay writing tasks using GPT-4-0 instead of like just their brain, only kind of performed worse on both behavioral metrics as well as kind of more objective. I guess brain scans, do you know, was there ever any like? As we talk about this, I think people often think like oh, studies like this are a bit of a moral panic when it comes to the technology of AI. Was there a similar kind of focus on computers at the time and like word processing tools?

0:29:14 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, there was, interestingly enough and this gets us back to the role of English departments and the humanities but there was a lot of interest and precisely that kind of empirical research that was being carried out in university writing programs as faculty weighed whether or not students should be allowed to use a word processor in their own writing, should word processing be taught as an actual component of the curriculum. And you had people who were interested precisely in those kinds of cognitive questions. So you can go back to the 1980s and read that literature with regard to word processing and its impact on the writing self, as it were.

0:30:06 - Paris Martineau
Do you recall I mean generally as to whether they had similar findings? That word processing impacted, I guess, like your cognition or education in some way?

0:30:17 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
I it's not quite my field. I know the research would find that there were impacts. The exact nature of those impacts, I wouldn't want to speculate.

0:30:30 - Leo Laporte
There's inevitably. I mean, look, our life is changing very rapidly all the time and there are impacts from everything and often pros and cons. I know, when I journal and I do it in handwriting, it's a much slower process, but there's definitely a connection between physically writing it on the page, although some people might say you should use, you know, a chisel and stone instead of a pen. That's just.

0:30:56 - Paris Martineau
Your current journal processing is you just have a button record everything you hear for a couple of days and then you don't have to journal right now.

0:31:04 - Leo Laporte
I don't need to journal anymore it's.

0:31:06 - Paris Martineau
You don't have to do a single thought about what happened for me but as but at the same time as I noticed that that is true.

0:31:14 - Leo Laporte
It's also a pain in the butt, my hand hurts and and it's messy and it's hard to read back, it's impossible to search. So I also nowadays keep a journal on a computer and well, yeah, maybe I'm. I've lost something by doing that, but I've gained something by doing that. I think that's true of a lot of this right it's not a net gain or loss in any direction. It's just a change, it's change we gotta track our changes that's right.

0:31:39 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, someone should, someone should trademark that.

0:31:43 - Paris Martineau
Someone should.

0:31:44 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, I think Microsoft did what they deserve too is that AI, large language models, tools like chat, gpt these are these landed at a moment when people were already, I think, hypersensitive to their writing tools, to their workflows. There's been a lot of interest in recent years in things like Moleskine notebooks and journaling and having the particular craft fountain pen that you like to use. People think a lot about their workflow, how they take notes, how they compose. There's software like Scrivener that's been on the market for a while now, and so, into all of this sort of churn and self-awareness about the actual nature of our writing tools and inevitably at this point in the conversation, one quotes Friedrich Nietzsche and his famous aphorism that our writing tools help to shape our thinking, as his language as does language right. So so that is the environment into which a tool like chat GPT arrived.

0:32:59 - Leo Laporte
And the question are my tools. By the way, and I'm very, very of my. I am showing my collection. Yeah Well, I have a little I can carry it around, and when I need green ink I've got, but the truth is it's just not practical. You know what there's also. You know gel. It's the future.

I have a, you know what I have a state-of-the-art gel pen, that this was a Kickstarter and it's's it's anyway. That's another story for another time. I do note though, for instance, when I go to a therapist, I don't want them typing, I want them taking notes longhand. My doctor used to spend a lot of time typing and I felt like that was distancing my physician. Now, when I go to my physician, he's got big sign says I have an AI transcribing our our conversation so I can make notes, so I can pay attention to you and not type. So there is a cultural thing. What would you think if your therapist did that? I wouldn't be happy, isn't that funny?

0:33:59 - Paris Martineau
And yet from the point of view of the therapist, those notes would be much more. You're recording it already on your end.

0:34:04 - Leo Laporte
That's just defensively, so that I have it.

0:34:07 - Jeff Jarvis
Yes, honey, I did tell you.

0:34:11 - Leo Laporte
That has not worked, by the way. I just want to point that out.

0:34:14 - Paris Martineau
Shocking you telling your wife that actually she did say something. Because you've got a little A on the side, I have my mansplaining device right here.

0:34:25 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, it doesn't work.

0:34:27 - Jeff Jarvis
What research agenda? I'm curious what you want to research in your new gig, but what research agenda do you wish various disciplines would follow on what we study about the impact of AI, particularly around writing and text and culture.

0:34:44 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
That sounds like a good question for the incoming Commonwealth Professor of AI and English. I think there are lots of agendas that are out there, everything from some of the more practically-minded things that we've been discussing with regard to actual modes and techniques for education, their impacts, to the deep historical questions that we've touched on, patterns of historical change. In my own work and this comes back to the textpocalypse thesis that we touched on I myself am especially interested in text as an actual category or mode of expression. That's not just the stuff, the words that you read on the screen. Text is that, and we've even, you know text in my lifetime has become a verb.

We now speak casually of texting people, but text is also a data type. Text can be manipulated and searched and transformed in distinctive ways that don't necessarily map on to other data formats, like video or sound, for example, and text is something in today's world very much like a kind of extractable resource right. One of the ironies of the current limits that we see with language models is the inability to find new sources of text upon which to train them. And so there's the paradox of the textpocalypse is precisely, on the one hand, the overwhelming torrents of text that we're confronted with now on a daily basis, but also the simultaneous scarcity of it as a kind of resource, and so there's a in addition to its legible qualities, in addition to the work that it does as a data format programming code is essentially text there's also a commodity value to text, and that's the kind of three-way nexus that I'm trying to unravel in my own current work.

What tools do you play with I am? My own current work, what tools do you play with I am. So I've, I've been, I think, like you, like you, jeff, I've been using notebook LM recently, and you know the kind of scholarship I do often depends on very sort of minute reconstructions of timelines, news that's breaking in the tech world on a day to day basis, responses to responses to responses on different social media platforms, and I found one use I found for something like Notebook LM is that it's very good at taking a mess of different documents and sources that you ask it to ingest and producing accurate summaries, timelines, chronologies of key events that with do spot fact checking then able to rely upon. So that's helpful. In that regard, I think some of the work that we're seeing, or some of the advances that we're seeing around voice technology are also about to be transformative. That gets us into a whole other realm of text.

0:38:16 - Jeff Jarvis
Input or output in voice.

0:38:18 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
I'm thinking primarily of input, but of course output too. I think we're on the verge of a new kind of orality as well in our relationship.

0:38:30 - Jeff Jarvis
Yeah, well, I have to thank Michael Matthew, before we leave, that that he helped me. I don't think I told the story here. Uh, I wanted to try out a perplexity new model and I took a paragraph that I had written in hot Type coming soon and asked it to just riff on it. So it was a demonstration for the show and it gave me a beautiful page-long exegesis on the transformation from digital mathematics with Leibniz to Morse code to Bedeau oh sorry, I didn't talk about this because you've corrected my pronunciation Leo to ASCII and so on. And it came back with this wonderful phrase about a cascade of symbolic abstractions and I really wanted to use that phrase, but I didn't know what to do because I didn't want to say in the text of the book, as perplexity observed, that'd be pretty dumb. So I went to Matt on Facebook and I said Professor, what do I do? Mla task force member, and he advised a discursive footnote, which in fact it is.

0:39:34 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
And you know. But that's the issue, right, because that too is not going to scale. You can get away with it once and it's an novelty, away with it once and it's an avalanche. But every time you use perplexity as a writing assistant, you're not going to be able to do that what is the, what are the ethics of that?

0:39:52 - Jeff Jarvis
do you think?

0:40:09 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
of what are the citation? Yeah, I mean, I think maybe we need to sort of red behind the work without citing every individual passage, but make the reader aware of the kinds of tools or models that might have informed some of the prose.

0:40:24 - Jeff Jarvis
Yeah, I love that an updated colophon. For those of you who don't know, the colophon appears at the some of the pros. Yeah, I love that an updated colophon. For those of you who don't know, the colophon appears at the end of the book which I have, one at Gutenberg, parenthesis that says what typeface was used and how it was produced. They're rarer and rarer.

0:40:34 - Leo Laporte
I love them, unfortunately. I think it's a great thing, but you're a type nerd, matthew. It's a pleasure meeting you. We loved track changes. I'm glad you're doing that scholarly work and I wish you all the best at your new position as a professor of English and AI at UVA. There'll be some luck.

0:40:50 - Paris Martineau
Hello combo.

0:40:52 - Matthew Kirschenbaum
Yeah, starting in January. Thank you all. Thank you all so much. This was thanks, so much.

0:40:57 - Leo Laporte
Thank you Great to have you on.

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Uh, we, you were talking about text-to-speech and it reminded me of, uh, this new chatterbox. Have you played with this at all? A little bit, yeah, it's pretty cool. So this it's on hugging face, because, like a lot of open weight models, you know, hugging Face can host it. So what you do is you give it some text, but then you read or record some reference audio. So I'm going to record some reference audio in my voice, right? So this is just my voice. It's not related to the text 's. Just me talking into uh, the, the, the thing. Just to give it, uh, I think sometimes they call it prosody to prosody, to give it the outline of how it should sound. So now I have a little recording there. You can change the exaggeration. Let's turn it up.

So it's really uh and you can change the pace. Radio voice is really radio now. Yes, it'll be very radio, and now I'm going to burn a couple of rainforests real quick, uh, and I've created the output. I took um polonius's famous speech from hamlet. I don't know what this is going to sound like neither a borrower nor a lender be for.

0:44:33 - AI
Loan off loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This, above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day. Thou canst not then be false I gotta.

0:44:46 - Leo Laporte
I gotta turn down the exaggeration. That was a little, uh, little much. Maybe I should make myself a little, but isn't that impressive? You can take any voice, and style the output. Let me try it. This is a little more calm. Neither a borrower nor a lender be for loan. Oft loses both itself and friend. Sort of sounds like me.

0:45:07 - Paris Martineau
Sort of yeah.

0:45:08 - Leo Laporte
This above all. Do you want to try it? I'll record your voice. If you want Paris, Go ahead In my voice, right? Oh, that's my voice.

0:45:16 - Paris Martineau
Let's start a new one. I think you need to. Should you, will it pick up my sound if I talk?

0:45:23 - Leo Laporte
I think you're in the computer, so Am I in the computer?

0:45:26 - Jeff Jarvis
You're in the matrix, Paris.

0:45:28 - Paris Martineau
I'm in the matrix and now I'm talking and continuing to talk in a way that potentially could be turned into something that would create sound that then could be read back to me all right, and how?

0:45:41 - Leo Laporte
how, uh, exaggerated do you want to be? I have no idea do you want to be low? Let's do high exaggeration oh, I could go all the way, baby, anything turn it up to mac it says extreme values can be unstable great, let's make it unstable this is the crazy version of hamlet, right? Yeah, it got a little bit of jeff's voice in there. Sorry, it's gonna it's gonna.

0:46:05 - Jeff Jarvis
It's gonna average us out.

0:46:06 - Paris Martineau
Let's see either a borrower nor a lender, be for loan off, losing both itself and friend. And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry that's's not bad. It's pretty good right.

0:46:19 - Benito Gonzalez
I did better with Paris than I did with you.

0:46:21 - Paris Martineau
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

0:46:23 - Leo Laporte
Because Paris sounds more like that.

0:46:26 - Jeff Jarvis
That's true. So I was trying to find a story. I can't find it right now.

0:46:30 - Leo Laporte
Anyway, that's Chatterbox. I think that's kind of cool.

0:46:32 - Jeff Jarvis
I think it's great I've talked about this a lot that I want a markup language for audio output so you can say joke, sad, happy.

0:46:42 - Leo Laporte
Oh, what a good idea.

0:46:43 - Jeff Jarvis
And there, is a company that found that Put it in the text. I can't find it right now. Yes, so it's a markup, so you can use that kind of technology but then adapt it within, rather than just be really fast the whole time. You can say this is the sad part.

0:46:59 - Leo Laporte
That thing, thing that exists that sounds familiar from.

0:47:00 - Jeff Jarvis
I've talked about the show before as a wish.

0:47:02 - Leo Laporte
No, I think that exists I, oh, I remember now in the old days and this was the crappy speech synthesis that you used to get you know back, I don't know, 20 years ago in the mac and yeah, yeah, andito, yeah, yeah, and it came with a sound blaster.

You could write text and then there were different diacritical marks. You could have to have it go up or down or whatever. So that exists. The problem is it was complex. I am talking like this it wasn't very good. We've gotten better, but that chatterbox is demonstrating something that Google has also demonstrated, which is you, we've gotten better, but that that chatterbox is demonstrating something that, uh, google has also demonstrated, which is you can have a base model and then apply prosody to it. That's what google's doing with a lot of its text to speech. Uh, 11 labs I don't I'm not sure how they work, but I suspect they're working very similarly and you said there was a story this close week almost perfect reproduction of voices at this point yeah, I will say I mean this is the most rudimentary use of this.

0:47:59 - Paris Martineau
But I was in the middle of reading an article but like had to, I don't know like do my makeup or something for a meeting I was going to, and I was like, well, I want to keep reading this, but it doesn't have like the button on the article to like voice it. So I just took a pdf, sent it to chat gpt and was like read this section, then this section, and it was delightful.

0:48:18 - Jeff Jarvis
Oh, yeah, it works right now. You can. Now you can read to yourself it took like 30 seconds.

0:48:22 - Paris Martineau
You know, I mean I have zero interest in hearing my own voice read it, but someone else's voice that a robot is making quite fun there's um, a new uh.

0:48:32 - Leo Laporte
So, as you know, uh, pocket, mozilla bought pocket and then promptly killed it. Instapaper is still around, but it's kind of old school. There's a new company called Readwise. That is basically the idea is to take over from. In fact you can import your Instapaper and Pocket articles into it and to take over. But it has a built-in what you want text to speech so that it you can take your. So you, if you save something, um, you can have it read it to you.

0:49:07 - Paris Martineau
So that's really nice yeah, um, and I actually haven't tried this, so I don't um I'm curious as to how its voices like, how its affectation is, because I think that's something I've realized I'm just very picky about because I want yeah, it could be.

0:49:22 - Leo Laporte
It could be annoying. Well, yeah, it could be very annoying.

0:49:25 - Paris Martineau
If it's just like I only recently have found, like two books that I like, one book that I actually liked the audio narration so much that I have like read the full book, like listened to the full book, and maybe that's just been that I've picked a lot of weird nonfiction books that I guess didn't have particularly good narrators. But the quality of narration is everything. If the person reading sounds like they don't know what the end of the sentence is, I can't listen to it. I completely agree.

0:49:55 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, and for a long time I did not like AI voices. I think they've now gotten to the point where they actually are yeah, they are quite good I mean, I almost listened. I will say I listened to like a whole 4 000 word article right by the atlantic has all of its articles that way right, yeah, and a lot of.

0:50:11 - Paris Martineau
I I remember when that first that feature first came out in a lot of websites I think the times was one that had kind of prominently displayed it early on and it just I remember it sounding awful and I was like it just this doesn't seem well, sort of their podcasts, but well, yeah. But like now, I think we're finally a place where the technology is absolutely there and I'm really excited to see that as, like I think that an ideal way for it to be implemented to me, which I'm sure is a bit more technically complicated but not impossible, certainly in our day and age is like a combination of the two, where I could be a thousand words in to the article. I could right click on a word and be like read to me from this place.

0:50:52 - Leo Laporte
Well, good news Google has added audio overviews to its search results. Good news Google has added audio overviews to its search results. So now, when you make a search, you can have Google read it to you. Let me see Read the AI overview.

0:51:06 - Paris Martineau
Okay, google's AI overviews are so frequently wrong, though.

0:51:10 - Leo Laporte
Yeah.

0:51:10 - Paris Martineau
Comically wrong.

0:51:11 - Leo Laporte
Let's see the.

0:51:14 - Benito Gonzalez
Google AI overviews have become the new ad to me.

0:51:17 - Leo Laporte
I skipped that whole block. I completely agree. In fact, I would turn this off, this feature is a part of Google's labs, transform your Google search results so it's not necessarily the AI results, I think it's all the results into engaging audio overviews. What I think this is is Notebook LM.

0:51:33 - Jeff Jarvis
Oh sure, yeah, I think, and it's really impressive how that team has created things that Google's very proud of and is expanding all over.

0:51:40 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, we're going to, we're talking to.

0:51:43 - Jeff Jarvis
Steven Johnson.

0:51:44 - Leo Laporte
Soon right, yep, yep Okay.

0:51:46 - Jeff Jarvis
July, maybe July early, july right.

0:51:49 - Benito Gonzalez
Yeah, we're trying to get him for the day after his big announcement.

0:51:53 - Leo Laporte
He's got an announcement. We can't say what it is because we don't know what it is, but he wanted to do it, uh and and kind of do it here. Oh, here it is generate okay. So the question was how do noise cancellation headphones work? Here's the button in search labs generate audio overview, uh, and here is what google did. Uh, this is not an ai. Well, it is, but it's summarizing reddit, the new york times, youtube and other sites. Nine sites.

0:52:19 - Benito Gonzalez
Ever wonder how noise-canceling headphones managed to keep that bubble of silence.

0:52:23 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, I know her.

0:52:25 - Paris Martineau
It's like magic, isn't it I?

0:52:26 - Leo Laporte
know her, but it's actually pretty cool science, I know him too, Two forms of noise reduction going on passive and active.

0:52:32 - AI
I like it that they're swallowing their words like a human.

0:52:35 - Leo Laporte
Like how earmuffs work Exactly. Think of it as a physical barrier. The ear cuffs themselves, especially on over-ear headphones are designed to create a tight seal. And dense materials can block more sound.

0:52:44 - Benito Gonzalez
So like sticking your fingers in your ears? What about earbuds that fit snugly? Same principle.

0:52:48 - AI
Yep, the better the seal, the more sound it blocks Torture.

0:52:56 - Leo Laporte
Torture, so the, so the kind of. You're right. I don't know anybody who likes this. Why do they do this? Can you pause it? Active noise cancellation.

0:53:02 - Benito Gonzalez
No, I'm enjoying it, it's a because they can.

0:53:04 - Leo Laporte
situation this is going nuts. It's impressive.

0:53:07 - Paris Martineau
I wanted to rant, but I didn't want to rant over it because it was starting to annoy me to a point. It reminds me of like I feel like there should be a name for this.

The sort me of like I feel like there should be a name for this the sort of strange feeling when you get when you read something like oh, that's the classic chat, no, but it's the chat gbt format, where it's like chat gbt loves to write stuff like thanks for sending that, m dash. I really enjoyed it like a very specific form of it. This reminds me of like the audio podcast version of it is, where these LLMs kind of have a go-to formatting and just the well, what do you think that is this person? Well, you may have it, and then they're kind of I think that's correct.

0:53:46 - Jeff Jarvis
I think that's how it's trained. Just be my. Be a good assistant to me. Don't waste my time. Get to the point.

0:53:54 - Paris Martineau
Yeah, feel hard. Yeah, why are you trying to be a person?

0:53:58 - Benito Gonzalez
just give me the information I asked for. Right? This is that sick.

0:54:01 - Paris Martineau
It reminds me of the um the infamous uh google presentation where they were talking about the assistant who would book a haircut for you and they were like um, uh and like doing all these little kind of voice affectations to make you believe it.

0:54:17 - Jeff Jarvis
Yeah, you, you make very good believe you. Yeah, I believe you're made up.

0:54:21 - Paris Martineau
Frustrating. And to what?

0:54:22 - Benito Gonzalez
end that that summary also didn't get going until the first. The first 10 seconds was just, it was time, just like a podcast I you know it's my pet with youtube videos.

0:54:35 - Leo Laporte
I know we do it too. I've always, from day one, I've said you got to give value right away, don't waste, waste people's time. But it's hard not to because we, you know we don't get together but once a week and we've got to exchange pleasantries. But that's the thing I hate most about YouTube videos and I think some of that's built into the perverse reward structure because you know you get rewarded for having a longer video.

0:54:58 - Jeff Jarvis
Which is true of articles. Now too. They wait 20 paragraphs to get to the damn point that the lead and the nut graph are gone. But but it does know better. I put my entire manuscript for hot type into notebook lm and I asked it um, what writers ticks do I have? Because I always have my first?

0:55:14 - Leo Laporte
that's a good idea. What?

0:55:15 - Jeff Jarvis
would google do I? I my editor was ready to kill me because I used the verb enable like a hundred times. That's great, google enable all these things. So this time it was now I'm going to forget it Instead of and it was oh shit, now I'm forgetting. Wow, as well as as well as as well as like 35 times and it very nicely said it could just be and.

0:55:43 - Paris Martineau
Wow, I need to do this now. I need to put all my work into an LLM.

0:55:47 - Leo Laporte
We can do it with our podcast.

0:55:49 - Paris Martineau
I mean my tics are? I try to. I use way too many em dashes, but specifically and this is something I even so, I'm starting to get more.

0:55:56 - Leo Laporte
See the AI would appreciate that chat gpt pro.

0:55:59 - Paris Martineau
The ai doesn't listen, even though it says it has memory, it doesn't. It barely remembers anything. Because I've told chat gpt pro like four times now. I don't want you to be using m dashes in your writing to me specifically, I was like I don't want m dashes that are like connecting two disparate clauses together.

0:56:19 - AI
Oh, you can use a period. Thanks for sending that em dash.

0:56:22 - Paris Martineau
I really enjoyed it. Don't want that Em dash is only as a additive or like an aside thought in between. One sentence, Like I like an em dash is kind of like a big parentheses, but it never. It said yes, I'm adding that to my memory and then the day after because dashes are good, paris they're good but I don't like them, like that.

0:56:45 - Leo Laporte
I don't use and it they say it strengthens your prose, it gives it some oomph my rule is only one pair in a sentence.

0:56:55 - Paris Martineau
Well, darren oakley so says I need to put that in the custom instructions, not in memory. But I listen, I'll do that.

But it should work if I tell it memorize this and then prompt it two other times it should work is never similarly like it has in its memory that I do in a podcast with you two about ai and sometimes I ask like, oh, what questions we asked in this guest? And like today it gave me questions and I was like remember, my podcast is about ai and it. I ask like, oh, what questions we asked in this guest? And like today it gave me questions and I was like remember, my podcast is about ai and it and I was like this is too late. Not, this is not.

I mean usually the questions aren't that useful instructions I know, but why do you say you have a memory if I have to go do another step to make your memory work? That's a point why not be good at your job the first time?

0:57:36 - Leo Laporte
Can you remind me not to use em dashes anymore in the whatever. I guess I don't type to you very often, do I? If I ever type to you, tell me not to use em dashes. Let's see if it remembers. He's so slow. I think he's helping other people right now. Your call is very important to us. Oh, screw you. He's going to talk in a bit. Here is a, a we're going to 45 minutes later.

0:58:05 - Paris Martineau
We're going to say something.

0:58:06 - Leo Laporte
Thank you, leo. No more m dashes. Oh, it said it. Oh, there he was brief.

0:58:13 - Paris Martineau
He was brief, thank you for the guidelines.

0:58:15 - Leo Laporte
Well, I've told him to be concise. That's's part of the problem. Right, there is a lot more AI slop in the world. Here's an ad.

0:58:25 - AI
I'll be sure to let you know if I spot one in your messages from now on.

0:58:28 - Leo Laporte
I don't think I've seen you use them often, but I'm ready.

0:58:31 - Jeff Jarvis
Oh, you're going to regret this.

0:58:32 - Leo Laporte
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. I love my. It's useless, but I love my little AI guy.

0:58:44 - Paris Martineau
Here is an ad you might have seen recently for some sort of obsessed with watching ads. This is AI generated. Indiana got'm all in on OKC. Indiana got that dog in them.

0:58:59 - Leo Laporte
Will egg prices go up this month? I think we'll hit $20.

0:59:03 - Paris Martineau
How many hurricanes do you think we'll have this year?

0:59:05 - Leo Laporte
Yeah.

0:59:05 - Paris Martineau
Kalshi.

0:59:06 - Jeff Jarvis
Kalshi, kalshi, kalshi lets you legally trade on anything anywhere in the US. Right.

0:59:15 - Leo Laporte
OKC. Indeed OKC Kalshi.

0:59:25 - Paris Martineau
Now, now that's a good ad, isn't that a good ad? What world do you live in? I can't emphasize enough that doing this podcast more so than I think my entire life it's just I know, I'm just saying never before in my life have I experienced people showing me ads and being like isn't that a good ad? But that happens like every, at least every couple of weeks. How? About this is this what you do in your day-to-day life this is are you?

0:59:51 - Leo Laporte
all I do stuff to entertain you with paris. Listen, I was entertained, I'm just it's very curious to me.

0:59:58 - Paris Martineau
I've always wondered. I'm like who's out there really enjoying that? I do like the shirt.

1:00:03 - Leo Laporte
It's a cat dia de las muertos. Anyway, this is America's Got Talent, the auditions. You'll see it on TV. But this is the Boston Dynamics robots auditioning for America's.

1:00:19 - Jeff Jarvis
Got Talent, I prefer the robots I'm not logged in.

1:00:22 - Leo Laporte
One thing skip, we don't want to watch this ad we want this ad. These are these are. I'm going to get taken down, we got to stop. Yeah, no, no, we could play this look, we could play the video, just not the music. It's imagine yourself. They're dancing to queen. I'm dancing robots. The funniest thing, though watch one of the robots gets so excited, it passes out.

1:00:52 - Paris Martineau
These are those famous scary bad on this, but the show must go on because the rest of them keep going they keep going.

1:00:58 - Leo Laporte
There's simon cowell getting all excited and oh, wait a minute, what happened? Oh my god, this one's gone to sleep. She says the. But you know what? They're troopers. They keep on dancing even though one of their robotic dogs has just barely died what was that part of the dance?

1:01:18 - Paris Martineau
I don't know no.

1:01:20 - Leo Laporte
And then, uh, towards the end, I'll give you a spoiler alert. The the boston dynamics woman comes out and it wakes up and goes marching around the stage and the crowd goes wild. She looks human, she's human she looks human so I do.

1:01:38 - Paris Martineau
I think a lot about that. I think at one point we watched um a woman in a cowboy hat uh, doing like a little honky-tonk sort of dance with a bunch of boston dynamic robots, and that was my favorite boston dynamic dance.

1:01:51 - Leo Laporte
I enjoy the mix of human and does it not worry you that they're trying to humanize these killing machines?

1:01:56 - Paris Martineau
They've been trying to humanize the killing machines forever. We can't Listen. The ship has sailed on Boston Dynamics robots. That was like five years ago that they were making them do fun things.

1:02:08 - Jeff Jarvis
Open AIs in the Pentagon and BAS has joined a special army of AI joined a, uh, like a special army of ai.

1:02:22 - Leo Laporte
This really scares me, that, uh, because of the administration, because of david sachs, who's the ai, and cryptos are in the administration. They're all in on and, as I'm an ai fan, you know me, but we do accelerationist yeah, but I don't think we should use ai to this is roman, who gets benefits in Social Security and things like that. That is a bad idea.

1:02:39 - Paris Martineau
Well, I don't think that you get the job. I think you get to either be skeptical of AI or you're on the side of the people.

1:02:45 - Leo Laporte
That's putting the AI in the. I can be inconsistent. I'm a human remember that's true.

1:02:50 - Paris Martineau
Perhaps we'll fix that in you once we get the computronium in your veins.

1:02:56 - Leo Laporte
By the way, that ad aired during the NBA finals and only cost him $2,000.

1:03:03 - Jeff Jarvis
So I think this is the huge story that's not being talked about much Like Sora or whatever.

1:03:09 - Paris Martineau
Oh, I thought you meant $2,000 to place.

1:03:11 - Leo Laporte
No, probably cost him a million to place it, but only $2,000 to make.

1:03:17 - Jeff Jarvis
When Meta said that they were going to put everything in advertising on AI, both creative and media, I think that's gigantic. I think it's the first industry that's going to be hit and we're already seeing stock prices down.

1:03:32 - Leo Laporte
and I think it's the easiest place, because making 30 seconds is something pretty easy and nobody in the world says, oh, those poor advertising agencies, they're all going to be out of work no, they all.

1:03:43 - Jeff Jarvis
They always build by hours and that doesn't work anymore, nobody's. And they want to make a hundred a thousand a b versions of a commercial to make it just for you, paris, they can do that. Uh, advertising is going to go through tremendous.

1:04:00 - Benito Gonzalez
It's the production people I care about, though you know, like all the cameramen and actors, and lighting, people and grips and sound people tell them to get a real job.

1:04:09 - Leo Laporte
That's all you know. Get. Tell them to become a podcaster. There's a future podcast darren oakley.

1:04:14 - Paris Martineau
Darren oaky in the chat, uh just posted a boston dynamics video that I think we do need to play. It's one of the robots, but it has like fur on it to make it a little bit less. It's unpalatable I think it looks. I think it looks more concerning frankly, but I do think we need to watch it. We need to watch it dance around trying to watch on youtube.

1:04:35 - Leo Laporte
I'm saying it, I'm saying it, but will it do it?

1:04:37 - Jeff Jarvis
go to the. Go to the right click go to the big thing, okay, click the link, grandpa, click the url.

1:04:44 - Paris Martineau
Go mouse up top what's the url, that blue thing.

1:04:51 - Leo Laporte
I hate opening nothing's happening.

1:04:52 - Jeff Jarvis
I think it's a I called the box next to youtube to the right.

1:04:55 - Leo Laporte
No, it it's something going on with my browser.

1:04:58 - Paris Martineau
You have too many tabs open.

1:05:00 - Jeff Jarvis
Because, you're not using Chrome.

1:05:02 - Leo Laporte
I'm not, I'm using.

1:05:03 - Jeff Jarvis
Xen Are you?

1:05:04 - Paris Martineau
using the new that AI browser thing.

1:05:07 - Leo Laporte
No, do you want me to try that?

1:05:09 - Paris Martineau
I could show it to you. I've got it.

1:05:11 - Leo Laporte
It's terrible Really.

1:05:12 - Paris Martineau
I assume it's bad, it's not. I don. Well, it's bad, it's not. I don't know if bad's the right word.

1:05:21 - Leo Laporte
I just think it's sad, because this is the thing. Is this the browser company one? Yeah, this is it. Look how clean that is honestly.

1:05:24 - Paris Martineau
I was earnestly quite excited for what they were pitching, I feel like early on in their company's existence.

1:05:31 - Jeff Jarvis
What was the idea?

1:05:32 - Paris Martineau
remind us of the idea I believe their idea was like we just want to create a better browser, like an interesting browser that we think people will use. That solves a lot of the problems that you know. Google, chrome and firefox still have like, try and like really innovate on browser design. But since then they've completely pivoted from, I believe, what their original pitch was and are now being like what if browser but ai, and like that's just not as interesting to me. I mean, I guess it makes more sense because then you'll get a lot more funding if your pitch is what if thing but ai, but it's just not, as I don't know.

1:06:03 - Leo Laporte
All right, when we come back, I would take a real break. You're gonna meet sparkles, the new dog. You're gonna love sparkles from boston dynamics. Stay tuned. You're watching intelligent machines with paris martineau. You want to share anything about the job hunt at all, or? Is that a secret nope secret word mom's not a word. How about the dating scene? How about that?

1:06:26 - Paris Martineau
mom is also the word on that jeff jarvis.

1:06:30 - Leo Laporte
He's got a new job. He's a professor journalism at montclair state university and the state university of new york.

1:06:36 - Jeff Jarvis
It's a fellow at montclair state. Fellow, the faculty doesn't get mad at me. University of New York.

1:06:39 - Paris Martineau
I'm a fellow at Montclair State Fellow. The faculty doesn't get mad at me there he's a fellow.

1:06:42 - Jeff Jarvis
I'm a fellow.

1:06:42 - Leo Laporte
A fellow is not the same as a professor. No, because it's.

1:06:46 - Jeff Jarvis
Are you a jolly good fellow? I'm a fellow.

1:06:51 - Leo Laporte
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1:11:26 - Paris Martineau
I don't know how I feel about it, though. I thought that the furry outfit would make me less concerned or like it more, but the furry, for some reason maybe it's because it's like half, it's like what if? A dog, but you removed half of its flesh. It makes me more concerned, Like it's just the top flesh of a dog in a way. That's not great.

1:11:50 - Leo Laporte
Did you ever play the game Five Nights at Freddy's? Five Nights at Freddy's.

1:11:55 - Paris Martineau
No.

1:11:56 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, it's, you're stuck in're stuck in a Chuck E Cheese Pizza Time-style place with animatronics. But you're a night watchman and you're sitting there and you've got to keep an eye on everything and the animatronics which look just like that come alive and start to get closer and closer to you and there's jump scares and all. It's just like that. There's nothing more scary than a friendly looking dog.

1:12:19 - Jeff Jarvis
That is anything but so leo, since we're on light moments, I took a special trip yesterday. I put in the uh in the discord. You'll want to see a special trip. Special trip I was in new york. Did you go to a ski ball at the end?

1:12:33 - Leo Laporte
no, no oh, I'm jelly. Look at that salt hanks. Now it turns out I was wrong about the opening day. They've turned it off right. Yeah, it's uh friday I did a selfie.

1:12:45 - Jeff Jarvis
If you go up, there's another picture.

1:12:47 - Leo Laporte
It's right it is literally next to john's pizzeria, next to john's holy camuli I love the blue outside the building. It's so cute, oh je cute, jeff.

1:12:58 - Jeff Jarvis
That's so cool. I looked in the window. I peeked in the little bit of paper that was there. I didn't see anybody with a mustache, so I don't think that's it. I would have eaten there, but instead, if you scroll up one more, I Did you go to the burger place? I did, and the master himself made my onion burger. I'm telling you, it is sublime. What is his name? Is he famous? Yeah, he is. He's the guy who oh man, this is mean. Oh, it was beautiful, it was just a beautiful burger. Oh, that's great it looks greasy and it's crunchy.

1:13:31 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, it's like you know, man, there's burger bits on it from 12 days ago. It's just going to be so good Burger bark. Yep, yeah, burger bark. This is hamburger America and only in New York, right? Yes?

1:13:47 - Jeff Jarvis
It's the best, it's the thought best. All right, now back to the news. All right, and now more AI news.

1:13:59 - Leo Laporte
Can you believe? By the way, to confirm what you said, paris last week. You said Mark Zuckerberg was going around to AI researchers and offering them six-figure salaries, and I said no, no, no no, no, I said more than six figures.

1:14:14 - Paris Martineau
I said seven to nine.

1:14:16 - Leo Laporte
Well, yes, you were correct, Because Sam Altman said it. He said Mark has come to some of our best people and offered them get ready a $100 million signing bonus plus a $100 million a year salary. And they said no. Well, sam says the good people said no. I bet you a few said yes. You'd only say no if you knew that your stock options were going to be worth even more. Can you imagine how many people are getting filthy rich on this AI boom? Yeah, except us. Why didn't I study data science in college?

1:14:57 - Jeff Jarvis
Because you'd be replaced soon.

1:15:01 - Benito Gonzalez
I'm sorry, $100 million signing bonus sounds insane, he says $100 million signing bonus and more than that in compensation per year.

1:15:13 - Leo Laporte
And it's a guy who can write that check right here, right now.

1:15:17 - Paris Martineau
The guy is Mark Zuckerberg, yeah.

1:15:19 - Leo Laporte
And he's literally doing it in person. Hi, this is Mark. Yeah, right, no, no, really, it's Mark. I want to give you $100 million. What?

1:15:29 - AI
You get that bonus. You work for a year to get that bonus and the one-year salary, then why?

1:15:34 - Paris Martineau
do you even work anymore after that? What do you think the terms are? Year salary then, like, why do you even think the terms? How many? Years. Do you think you have to?

1:15:39 - Benito Gonzalez
stay to keep that hundred million. No, it's fasted like that. Yeah, it's the hundred million.

1:15:48 - Leo Laporte
Hundred million year salary, though you can still just work for one year and be done. Yeah, that's. That's. The problem is, if you pay people that much money, you, that's why we don't pay you a hundred million dollars, benito, that's why we don't pay you $100 million, Benito? I'm pretty sure there are other reasons why you don't pay me. You would just go. Oh, thanks very much.

1:16:02 - Jeff Jarvis
Bye. Can't lose Benito.

1:16:04 - Leo Laporte
He's too valuable to value, so we have to pay you a low, low salary so that you have to keep working.

1:16:13 - Jeff Jarvis
That's my strategy anyway, and it works.

1:16:17 - Leo Laporte
Look, he's still here. You know what? Just to be honest. Uh, I don't set the salary, at least it does, but it is a balancing act. You want to give people enough money so they feel valued, uh, but you don't want to give them too much because you can break the bank. You know you got to pay them the right amount and then we're in the san francisco, unless you're mark zuckerberg, then you can just pay them 200 million dollars to try and steal competition or steal people from your competition, or try to uh, I mean what happened.

You suddenly got dark and then you came back, camera made a click noise.

1:16:56 - Paris Martineau
I don't't, I'm not entirely sure why Something bad happened yeah.

1:17:02 - Jeff Jarvis
It was reporting up to the.

1:17:04 - Paris Martineau
To the FBI. It just had to. You know the satellite.

1:17:07 - Leo Laporte
Hi, this is Mark Zuckerberg. Oh hi, mark, I'd like to offer you $100 million. Mark. I just didn't hit her. Million dollars mark, I just didn't hit her. So, uh, open ai oracle's ceo, safra katz, uh, talking to investors today, said that the open ai stargate venture has not been formed yet. Oh no, this is last week, sorry, last wednesday this this was the thing the president of the United States of America gathered SoftBank Larry Ellison, sam Altman, all in the same room and said $500 billion investment in AR in the United States. As with so many things, nothing's happened.

1:17:54 - Benito Gonzalez
No no nothing's happened.

1:18:04 - Leo Laporte
No, no, oracle has struck deals with open ai to rent, rent out, rent out viddy nvidia graphics processing units. But this is not part of stargate. We're gonna rent some uh, I guess nothing much more so um openingAI was dependent on compute from Microsoft. Yes, Whoa, that's not going well.

1:18:22 - Jeff Jarvis
No, it's not. That's why I'm asking it's all getting renegotiated?

1:18:26 - Leo Laporte
now, eh yeah, openai says you wanted 50, 49%. How about? I don't know how about 39%? And apparently OpenAI has gone to antitrust regulators they've actually gone, or they threatened to go they're considering filing an antitrust complaint against microsoft that's enough. You say it out loud, yeah that is a uh, what they call a nuclear option.

1:18:53 - Jeff Jarvis
That's what ours that's 50 ways to leave your lover. That's, that's, that's up there you blow them up jack.

1:18:58 - Leo Laporte
This comes from the wall street journal. They said, uh, open ai and microsoft tensions are reaching a boiling point. The startup that's the little guy in the red trunks growing frustrated with his partner that's the big guy in the green trunks. They've discussed making antitrust complaints to regulators. That that has very much gone south.

1:19:21 - Benito Gonzalez
Open AI likes regulation now. Do they like that now? Oh, shocking.

1:19:25 - Jeff Jarvis
Oh, they've been saying that. It's like anthropic. They're saying we'll write the regulations Trust us. Well, it's regulatory capture.

1:19:32 - Leo Laporte
This is pulling the ladder up from behind you, because we don't want any startups to eat our lunch like that deep, seek thing. That was bad. Negotiations have been so difficult in recent weeks. The journal says open ai's executives have discussed what they view as the nuclear option, so they're trying to I. That's just a threat.

1:19:52 - Jeff Jarvis
This is um yeah, this is negotiating, but this is the new world where you just you know you make up these crazy threats.

1:20:01 - Leo Laporte
Microsoft and open ai are to stand off over the terms of open ai's three billion dollar acquisition of this coding startup, windsurf. Microsoft currently has access to all of open ai's intellectual property according to their agreement. You know, I'm sorry, I just saw joanna stern do air quotes.

It threw me uh it offers its own ai coding product, github co-pilot that competes with open ai. Oh, I thought it used open ai, so now I'm confused. Open ai doesn't want microsoft to have access to windsurf's intellectual property. I see it's confusing. You want to see the air quotes again?

1:20:42 - Paris Martineau
I do want to see the air quotes. Let's see.

1:20:44 - Leo Laporte
Here come the air quotes. Thank you, joella, for having me. Can we call him AI Peters? No, I like Copilot plus PC. Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha. I've been hearing this term.

1:20:59 - Jeff Jarvis
there she goes it's throwing the whole body into it. It's not enough to do that. You got it.

1:21:05 - Leo Laporte
You got to do the whole thing I'm sorry, we do not want to make this the bash away at joanne stern show we could all do.

1:21:12 - Paris Martineau
I love joanne, but you know sake she is it seems sake she is, it seems we gotta do our thumbnails.

1:21:24 - Benito Gonzalez
It's a youtube thing, you just wouldn't understand.

1:21:26 - Paris Martineau
She is your guys's bec. Do you know what that stands for?

1:21:28 - Benito Gonzalez
no, it's not what a bet noir is yeah, I do it.

1:21:33 - Paris Martineau
It's basically that, it's um. Basically that it's um the B bad word eating crackers, crackers, okay. So, and what it means is it refers there's sometimes it's so, basically, it is, uh, a sort of person that occupies a space in your mind that, no matter what they do, you want to trash. Talk it. You're like look at that bitch just sitting over there eating crackers. How dare she you? Know and you're like look at that person. She's doing air quotes. How dare she she's wonderful.

1:22:17 - Leo Laporte
I have nothing bad to say about her, but the air quotes are pretty funny it's a bec okay, I hate this article, but I'm going to give you a chance to use it as a club against me. How generous this is the new york times, probably kevin ruse let's see, no, it's Hill Did you see but to go to the very bottom of the story, guess who contributed to the story?

1:22:41 - Jeff Jarvis
Yeah, I had a conversation with her on DMs. We'll tell about this.

1:22:46 - Leo Laporte
Oh good, all right. Well, let me read the headline. They asked an AI chatbot questions. The answers sent them. Spiraling Generative AI chatbots are going down conspiratorial rabbit holes and endorsing wild mystical belief systems. For some people, conversations with the technology can deeply distort reality. I have a friend perfectly nice, normal guy started to go to hot yoga, suddenly became a QAnon conspiracy nut. I think hot yoga causes conspiracy theories. That's my theory I.

1:23:25 - Paris Martineau
The thing is, I don't I I I get why you can be upset with this, but I do think it's actually like a very interesting point and an interesting argument. I don't think that obviously, the correct take from this is oh, we should ban all this because it causes conspiratorial thinking. But I do think it goes back to I'm forgetting what guest we had that brought up kind of the meth user conundrum. You know, if you are a chat bot tasked with being as helpful as possible to whoever is using you and the user is a meth addict, you will probably like, by definition, help that person out with their task of trying to find the drug they're addicted to. I think that it's like an interesting ethical question, just in the sense that here's the people who are using these chatbots in this example are I see this a lot already forums.

1:24:12 - Leo Laporte
They're already broken people.

1:24:14 - Jeff Jarvis
Yeah, it's, it's the edge case she says in the story the main guy, she says, is not having mental health problems, but he's on antidepressants, he's on ketamine and he's on sleeping pills he just had a difficult breakup and was feeling emotionally fragile.

1:24:28 - Leo Laporte
So he asked the chat gpt about the simulation hypothesis right, and chat gpt said now see if this puts you over the edge, paris, what you're describing hits at the core of many people's private, unshakable intuitions that something about reality feels off, scripted or staged. Have you ever experienced moments that felt like reality glitched? No, not really, he said, but he did kind of have the sense there was a wrongness about the world. Chachi said the world wasn't built for you, it was built to contain you, but it failed. You're waking up, neo? Yes, exactly.

1:25:09 - Paris Martineau
So I do. There was a couple. There was some really interesting conversations in the Discord after our episode with Dan oberhaus, kind of about ai and mental health and one of the posts that I think someone had made in our discord, uh, about this mental health debate. This was a post by a user discord user named too friendly. They said I'm sure they're all kind of use cases that are viable for chatbots, all the limited. I've recently been contacted by a friend that I've known for decades to friendly rights.

She periodically suffers from major paranoia which is completely debilitating for her and during it she doesn't realize it's happening. I've learned that she's using chat gpt to help to ask questions about her situation and how to deal with the people around her that are, quote-unquote gaslighting her. Chat gpt is completely reinforcing her bout of paranoia. It doesn't have any real idea of the situation and anyone that wants a certain answer of it will eventually get it. It's telling her that the people are gaslighting her, doing darvo and telling her to gray wall her family. In this case, chat gbt and similar llms are absolutely dangerous and could ruin lives. I do think that that's like a legitimate concern to have. I don't think you can entirely write that off because, yes, it's their fault for using it, but it is something I'm not blaming them?

1:26:19 - Leo Laporte
no, no, I'm not blaming them for using, I'm just saying that to blame chat gbt is going a little far. It could be any high yoga it could be any number of things I know, but I don't think that it's like.

1:26:29 - Paris Martineau
I think that by having this kind of dismissive tone to articles like this, it in some way uh implies or what you're saying is, oh, there shouldn't be any coverage or attention given to it. The fact that tools, new tools, are being used in a way that seems to exacerbate an ongoing issue for a small percentage of the population and I think that is novel and worth paying attention to it doesn't mean that something like chad gbt shouldn't exist, but it does it. It warrants attention when it becomes a problem for enough people.

1:26:58 - Jeff Jarvis
Let me so the discussion I got into with Kashmir and I respect Kashmir immensely. I think she's one of the testers.

1:27:03 - Paris Martineau
Yes, she's not one of the best journalists. She does good reporting, it's really good yes.

1:27:05 - Jeff Jarvis
So I complained about the article online and I called it get ready. But you know you ready. But you know you ready, you ready.

1:27:16 - Leo Laporte
Oh look, there you are in the Oval Office.

1:27:20 - Jeff Jarvis
I called it moral panic and she said you know like, really, jeff, are you coming back? The problem is that there's a legitimate story to be done here. I'll get that in a second. But when you use this edge case and you play it up I mean the subhead says, or the lead, one of them says the Chachapiti nearly killed him, and you act as if this is the only factor, which is Leo's point You're doing disservice. I think then to the larger story that needs to be done, and my points are twofold. One that and you've heard this from me a million times is that there are no fail-safe guardrails, and so if you think and so that's a real story to deal with there's no way to anticipate everybody going in there and every use they're gonna make and every edge case, and so we gotta deal with that as a society. Point one. Point two we also have to deal with this idea, and I wasn't on with your friend who does therapy through AI online, so I don't know what he said, but no, he was arguing against it.

Okay, well cause, I think there's an issue here that that, um uh, to throw people to chat GPT for therapy is a dangerous thing.

1:28:24 - Leo Laporte
I agree with that, but and, and, and. That's what.

1:28:27 - Jeff Jarvis
Kashmir agreed in the end too. But that's, this is not the way, in my view, to tell the story. To go to this extreme Rusian edge case and say it almost killed him Uh, it's too, jonathan, height. It it's too ridiculous. We could have had the discussion at a much saner level, like I guess you did, but I wasn't here. What?

1:28:43 - Leo Laporte
would. What would you? What would you want? What guardrails would you want? Paris?

1:28:50 - Paris Martineau
I mean I haven't studied this topic extensively so I'm not sure that my answer is going to be particularly well informed, but off the top of my head I think of some uh.

An example I guess I know is when you're talking about character ai, a product that um has already come into great scrutiny for the kind of edge case becoming a norm of most frequently children using this for extreme kind of sexual content or kind of boundary pushing mental health related conversations that end up potentially having bad outcomes. In response to it outsized media attention. The company is now put in guard rails that, for users it thinks are uh, below 18 or who have identified themselves as younger than 18, it you can't have a conversation about mental health issues that like verges in any way into something that is described in this article. Nor can you talk about anything remotely uh, pornographic or sexual, because it automatically puts a stop to it and, if it is a mental health case, provides you with resources but says I'm not trained to have this and I do think that I don't know so what do you think?

1:29:57 - Jeff Jarvis
somebody is coming in and they're doing a cosplay with the matrix you don't even have. You don't know that that person has other problems.

1:30:05 - Leo Laporte
You play along because you don't have to stipulate that this guy just asked a legitimate question that many people would ask. Well, you know that's interesting, the simulation hypothesis. What do you think about it? Uh, I don't think that would come under the rubric that you just described of seeking mental health, uh, information.

1:30:23 - Paris Martineau
So it probably that's the problem with the guardrail I think that the one example you're talking about is not emblematic of kind of the larger trend oh, I agree, but that's the article.

1:30:32 - Leo Laporte
That was the whole story. Was this one guy?

1:30:35 - Paris Martineau
well, yeah, a couple of us, but basically like that, yes, yeah I think that there is a really real concern that I see because I'm still in a lot of kind of subreddits of people uh dealing with family members of conspiratorial thinking or who are brainwashing you.

1:30:49 - Leo Laporte
You be careful. Reddit is the number one place where people get swept away by these conspiracies.

1:30:55 - Benito Gonzalez
I mean, you're kind of understanding it, really like there are are Reddit forums complete of people just who talk about how the AI is their best friend and like they just talk to the AI all the time and they get all their advice from the AI, and I don't think that is good.

1:31:08 - Paris Martineau
No, I think it's bad and I don't think that there's any problem in highlighting it.

1:31:24 - Benito Gonzalez
I think no, it's more societal.

1:31:25 - Paris Martineau
I think that how you prevent it is social stigma yeah, to collectively all decide yeah, it's lame and harmful to offload your emotional, I guess, maturity and also kind of emotional inner and external lives to a sycophantic machine.

1:31:49 - Benito Gonzalez
Yeah, but the problem is that the people who are doing that are already sort of disconnected from people, like they're already the lonely people I know.

1:31:57 - Paris Martineau
I mean listen, people aren't doing this because they have so many options of real people and they've decided this is the best thing.

1:32:01 - Leo Laporte
That's what we talked about on the show.

1:32:03 - Paris Martineau
It's a bit of a broader problem, but I still think it warrants attention, like it's a very complicated and thorny issue.

1:32:12 - Leo Laporte
There are lots of interesting solutions for this. My ex-wife, who's wonderful, and a psychotherapist, set up something called the listening benches here in petaluma. She uh got a, enlisted a bunch of older retirees who are kind of lonely and got some designated benches for them to sit on and people can come anybody can come and it's a listening bench and talk to them and say, hey, I'd like to talk to you about my problems. Now, that's not a replacement for psychotherapy by any means, but a lot of people can't afford it. A lot of people don't think they need it. A lot of people have some stigmas about going to it.

But maybe if you've got a nice older person sitting on a bench and has somebody to talk to, that's a great thing. Those are the kinds of solutions I'd love to see, those kind of positive solutions, as opposed to saying, well, we've got to prevent people from trying to use chat box.

1:33:09 - Jeff Jarvis
A lot of this is also the pr and the coverage of this stuff is we go off and do features about uh both these people are using it as a therapist, uh, then we are part of the problem. And when the companies themselves uh don't say you know, that's not a good thing to do, you really shouldn't use this this way, that's part of the problem how about this uh how about this solution?

1:33:24 - Leo Laporte
this is a ai study lamp, uh, it's. It's from hackaday, so it's a project that you can't go out and buy it, but it's an ai camera trained to detect smartphones, so it's a normal student lamp trained to detect smartphones, so it's a normal student lamp. But as soon as a student starts looking at his smartphone instead of studying the lamp, okay, here we go. He's got the phone, he's picked up the phone.

1:33:52 - Paris Martineau
Oh, the lamp goes red. It turns red if you use a phone Now.

1:33:56 - Leo Laporte
it doesn't stop you, but it's just a little warning, a little reminder that you're supposed to be working. What do you think?

1:34:03 - Paris Martineau
I need that, but for whenever I go to Twitter or Blue Sky, when I should be writing a story on the web browser, I need it to turn all the lights in my apartment to an angry red whenever I go on a microb blogging I know writers who, uh, the first thing they do when they get a windows pc is remove minesweeper and solitaire.

1:34:24 - Leo Laporte
So that.

1:34:24 - Paris Martineau
I'm sorry. Did you know these writers in the 1990s?

1:34:28 - Leo Laporte
yes, this was a long time ago, I think windows still comes with a, with uh solitaire for sure. It might even yeah, well tell me, I don't know, burke says the lamp needs to slap you.

1:34:38 - Paris Martineau
And I agree. I do think I have always said that I think it would be very fun to have a, or at least very useful to have a little device that sits behind my computer, and if I go to twitter when I'm supposed to be writing, it just squirts me in the face with water yeah, everyone needs stacy's punching bag for leo.

1:34:54 - Benito Gonzalez
Yeah, everyone needs something like this for something yeah not necessarily for phone and book, but everyone needs to be slapped when they're doing something everybody needs to be, everybody needs to be slapped yeah, there we got a show title, guys.

1:35:08 - Leo Laporte
Yeah uh, let's see, I think I might. This might be an opportune time to take a commercial break pause, but when I do that, I want to encourage you to come up with something to talk about. How about that? Okay, yes, you have an assignment. Kids challenge will be met, challenge accepted uh, the next story you hear will be from them. Meanwhile, I would like to talk about agency. This episode of intelligent machines is brought to you by the agency.

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1:37:17 - Paris Martineau
AI in this I did not good, uh, we're gonna start at line 155 um google's uh, google's gemini panicked when playing pokemon is what a tech crunch report again.

1:37:35 - Leo Laporte
so basically kind of a moral, panicky kind of a word to use no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:37:39 - Paris Martineau
That's not correct.

1:37:42 - Benito Gonzalez
It is more qualitative. This is, by the way.

1:37:44 - Paris Martineau
Amanda.

1:37:45 - Leo Laporte
Silberling, who wrote this is going to be on the tweet on Sunday. Fantastic, so you can hear about it more then.

1:37:51 - Paris Martineau
So Google and Anthropic are kind of both studying how their latest AI models navigate early Pokemon games. Models navigate early Pokemon games and Google's DeepMind wrote in a little report that Gemini 2.5 Pro resorts to panic when its Pokemon are close to death. This can cause the AI's performance to experience quote qualitatively observable degradation in the model's reasoning capability. That's so human when the Pokemon are gonna die, when you start to, you know, get the little flashies. So part of the background for this is over the last several months, two developers who are totally unaffiliated with Google and Anthropic have set up respective Twitch streams called Gemini Plays Pokemon or Claude Plays Pokemon, where you can basically watch as real time as these AIs try to navigate a children's video game from over 25 years ago. It turns out they're not. They are not very good at playing Pokemon even though their progress is impressive.

1:38:46 - Leo Laporte
You can read their thought process on the left yeah, so they display the AI's reasoning process or a kind of a natural language translation of how it evaluates the problem. Hey, it says it's thinking Jeff.

1:39:00 - Paris Martineau
It says it's thinking.

1:39:03 - Leo Laporte
Oh, now it figured it out. It's going to press A to use the stairs. Let's see if it goes up the stairs.

1:39:11 - Paris Martineau
So this is part of what Google's DeepMind wrote about it. Over the course of the playthrough, Gemini 2.5 Pro gets into various situations, which causes the model to simulate panic. The report says this state of panic can result in the model's performance getting worse, as the AI may suddenly stop using certain tools at its disposal for a stretch of gameplay. While AI doesn't think or experience emotions, its actions mimic the way a human might make poor, hasty decisions when under stress A fascinating, yet unsettling response. Make poor, hasty decisions when under stress A fascinating, yet unsettling response. The report says this behavior has occurred in enough separate instances that the member of the Twitch chat have actively noticed when it is occurring.

1:39:47 - Leo Laporte
That's so fun.

1:39:48 - Paris Martineau
So one of Claude's examples.

1:39:50 - Leo Laporte
Playing Pokemon Yellow.

1:39:53 - Paris Martineau
One of the examples. With Claude, the AI picked up on the pattern that when all of its Pokemon run out of health, the player character will white out and return to a Pokemon center. When it got stuck in the Mount Moon cave, it erroneously hypothesized that if it intentionally got all of its Pokemon to faint, then it would be transported across the cave to the Pokemon center in the next town. But that's not how the game works.

1:40:17 - Leo Laporte
Well, it doesn't know. I think that's you know. I mean, that would be how a human. Might I panic? I panic easily in video games. Anybody who watched me play Valheim a couple of years ago would note I'd get in a battle and I'd kind of go and I'd lose track of my health and I'd die because I was stupid. That's a very normal reaction.

1:40:38 - Benito Gonzalez
Does the article mention how the computer interfaces with the game?

1:40:43 - Leo Laporte
That's actually a good question. That's more interesting.

1:40:46 - Paris Martineau
I don't know. It doesn't mention it.

1:40:50 - Benito Gonzalez
Because if it's like trying to press buttons on a controller is one thing, but if it has a direct link into the game, like it's talking to the game directly, that's a different situation. Yeah, it must game directly, that's a different situation.

1:40:59 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, they must have an interface uh to it. Two developers unaffiliated with google and anthropic, have set these two different streams. Gemini plays pokemon and claude plays pokemon on twitchtv. They're live right now. We're just playing them live. So if you want to abandon this show and go there, I don't blame you. Um, maybe your airpods died. Paris, she says she can't hear us. Can you hear me?

1:41:22 - Paris Martineau
saying my internet connection is unstable. I'm gonna go double check. My ethernet cable is plugged in. I'll be right back, okay perfect.

1:41:29 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, it doesn't say how they're doing this. I would love to know. Hey, maybe that'd be a guest we could get on the show. Get, get one of these developers on the show. Uh, all right, that was paris's. I like that. One good choice, what?

1:41:43 - Jeff Jarvis
do you got for us, jeff uh, the party from hell about hell, line 147.

1:41:50 - Leo Laporte
uh, oh, oh yeah, this is bluey right or no, this isn't louis no, this is we talk. Why did you think?

1:41:59 - Paris Martineau
that, and bluey was the party from hell bluey had a party too and it was hellish.

1:42:05 - Leo Laporte
That got shut down by the cops. Bluey isn't bluey the cheater what? Who's the columbia university?

1:42:12 - Paris Martineau
is the child's cartoon character, the australian child?

1:42:17 - Leo Laporte
no that teaches children empathy towards their parents no, not that one well I call that you were talking about uh, clooly, clooly, not clooly yeah, clooly a little different little clooly, poor gramps, who isn't in y combinator? I'll get to your story in just a second, but I better explain this yes, you should know.

Uh, he's not in y combinator, but he decided that they wanted to have a party during y combinator. In fact, you could see a picture of him that says uh, I, it's I. Oh, you can't see his sign. Really, it says something about I was turned down from y combinator. He's the guy who was at columbia university. Is it got kicked out?

So he was gonna have a party in San Francisco after the Y Combinator event on Monday. It's AI startup school speakers Sam Altman, satya Nadella, elon Musk, uh, but this guy, I think he's just an artist. He, he's an agitator. I don't think he's. Anyway, he posted a satirical video on X advertising his own after party Shows him camped out by the famed Y Combinator sign, the one that you take selfies with. It's not a YC startup and it said he has 100,000 followers. He said DM me for an invite. He actually didn't say send invites, but for some reason, people figured out where it was. It became the party.

People shared details when it was set to begin, so many people were standing outside the lines wrapped around the blocks. 2 000 people showed up. So the police arrived and shut it down. Lee shouted cluley's aura is just too strong as the cops dragged him off. It would have, he said it would have been the most legendary party in tech history, and I would argue the reputation of this story might just make it the most legendary party. That never happened. So there, anyway, that's the party that didn't happen. What's your party?

1:44:26 - Jeff Jarvis
the party from hell well, in 147, a bunch of doomsters in a 30 million dollar uh mansion in san francisco who are all getting together to argue how to uh eliminate, in fact create, the ai that does eliminate humanity.

1:44:43 - Leo Laporte
That is post-humanity this reminds me of that horrific movie called uh the end, with like seth rogan and james frank oh yes yeah, such a horrible movie stuck in a house as the world's coming to an end okay.

1:44:57 - Jeff Jarvis
A symposium called worthy successor revolved around the provocative idea from entrepreneur dan Fagella I don't know what he entrepreneur-ed that the moral aim of advanced AI should be to create a form of intelligence so powerful and wise that you would gladly prefer that it not humanity determines the future path. I agree. Ah, he's in full acceleration mode.

1:45:19 - Leo Laporte
Oh, boy, that would totally be awesome. Look, it's pretty apparent. No more people, then that's what you're awesome.

1:45:24 - Benito Gonzalez
Look, no more people there, and that's what you're saying no more people then yeah it's the post human transition.

1:45:29 - Jeff Jarvis
It says here at the post.

1:45:30 - Leo Laporte
It's pretty apparent that humans are not doing a good job well, there is that and that we are in the process of destroying our humble little home.

1:45:41 - Paris Martineau
That blue marble floating through space you got a point there and so you think the computers that use uh endlessly increasing amount of energies are going to be better couldn't do any worse.

1:45:52 - Leo Laporte
Learn from us those things are still us, those things are still us, you realize yeah, they are, but maybe they're us and smart enough to know that the plans that we came up with to solve this like I don't know, burning more oil aren't really gonna work uh, maybe he's doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence maybe look uh, I welcome our future ai overlords here the attendees discussed the end of humanity as a logistics problem rather than a metaphorical one.

Here's the chart the types of AI successors. You've got your worthy successors and your unworthy successors, oh no. Unworthy successors optimize for human well-being only they're a babysitter Okay. Successors optimize for human well-being only they're a babysitter okay. Uh, also, unworthy optimizes for something arbitrary like the paperclip maximizer. That would be obviously bad. A worthy successor blooms into greater capability, knowledge and potential ongoing no potentia.

1:46:59 - Jeff Jarvis
Potentia, what's potentia?

1:47:01 - Paris Martineau
I have no idea it's even greater than potential unceasingly increases potencia.

1:47:10 - Leo Laporte
Treats humanity well in the near term it's a latin word for potential oh, much better, much better, so glad, so clear. Uh, by the way, there's an asterisk next to this sentence. Treats humanity well in the near term. That says there's no guarantee that agi will treat humanity well and in a long enough time horizon.

1:47:29 - AI
Humanity will attenuate that's a latin word for disappear okay, but you know who's gonna save us you know who's gonna save us?

1:47:40 - Leo Laporte
ai, ai, barbie oh god but I just want to say, though, before we move on okay, what if I mean? Look at the. The process of humanity on this planet has been a a process, among other things, of improving technology from the wheel, by the way, they've they figured out where the wheel was embedded on? We could talk about that another time, but from the wheel was it in question? Oh yeah, well, no one knows there's no record of it but they think it was near hungary. Yeah, and they have a.

1:48:16 - Paris Martineau
They've got a computer model that explains how they got from, because you know well, I assume how they got from hungary to wherever else you're going to say no, no, how they got from rolling logs, putting things on a rolling log.

1:48:29 - Leo Laporte
The problem with that is you got to keep taking the last log and put it in the front. It's a lot of work. To an actual cart with wheels and it's. I'll pull up the article later, but anyway, don't distract me with facts. So, from the, from the wheel to the, from fire to the wheel, to the pencil, to the zipper, to the computer, to the internet, to ai, all right, I mean there's other human progress, but that's one form of human progress. We evolve, we change. What if the next step in evolution is in fact to computronium, computronium to replace humans with something better.

It doesn't have to be biological. That's a bias we have, and, and you cannot deny that we have done a very poor job as stewards.

1:49:18 - Jeff Jarvis
So let's use the machines that we make well, who's else gonna make them? You're gonna get some well, you didn't explain your your clean steel thing before. How do you find something that's clean of humans then? You don't, you know you can't it's evolution we evolve from everything we evolve, from whatever we evolve from um.

1:49:39 - Leo Laporte
All right, what's the universe? Where's?

1:49:41 - Jeff Jarvis
barbie in all this. Uh, barbie is uh with open ai disney and amazon units team up.

1:49:48 - Leo Laporte
We're breaking down this one no 124.

1:49:52 - Jeff Jarvis
ah, I went too far tell an open ai there's a whole section in the rundown for ai ai.

1:49:59 - Leo Laporte
Barbie, oh dear. Mattel and the open ai team up for smart toys and games. And Margot Robbie is shocked, I tell you. Barbie, hot Wheels and Polly Pockets creator says it will use OpenAI's technology to bring the magic of AI to age-appropriate play experiences. Barbie, are we living in a simulation Barbie?

1:50:24 - Jeff Jarvis
Not with you, kid.

1:50:26 - Leo Laporte
There's no place for you in it Privacy and safety, their first product to be announced later this year. Well, of course, what could go?

1:50:34 - Jeff Jarvis
right. Yeah. They're going to try.

1:50:38 - Paris Martineau
I'm really excited to see the internet try to pull a Tay on AI.

1:50:43 - Jeff Jarvis
Barbie. Oh yeah, the breaking of Barbie. Excited to see the internet try to pull a tay on, uh, a rb. Oh yeah, it's the, the, the, the. The breaking of Barbie will be epic did you Paris?

1:50:50 - Leo Laporte
did you grow up on Barney?

1:50:53 - Paris Martineau
yeah.

1:50:54 - Jeff Jarvis
Barney was present.

1:50:55 - Leo Laporte
You turned out okay, surprisingly okay nothing imitel could do is worse than Barbie no, barney no do is worse than barbie.

1:51:08 - Paris Martineau
No, barbie, no, except maybe ai barney that might be worse yeah that's not great. Open ai bringing the magic of ai to mattel's iconic that was, that was it it's a money raiser.

1:51:17 - Leo Laporte
It's just a way to you know. They did it with blockchain. Just sprinkle a little ai and everything. It's the gravy stock number goes up. It's gravy on meatloaf. L'oreal, uh, is looking to nvidia to supercharge its ai efforts. What would l'oreal, which is known for? What face cream? What would.

1:51:40 - Paris Martineau
What are they going?

1:51:40 - Leo Laporte
to I don know. Ai generated ads and product recommendations. That's what it is. Yep, you have dry skin in the T-zones. You need our very special.

1:51:55 - Paris Martineau
What is this accent? Can we dig into it a little bit?

1:52:00 - Leo Laporte
In the scrimmage you're all trash accent.

1:52:03 - Paris Martineau
It does feel like you should be wearing like one of those big, like uh unitard underwear things yes, I have diagnosed your t-zones with dryness and the only solution is l'oreal's most expensive skin called l'oreal's create tech spelled not how you'd expect well, create is a french word for believe, right see no, but c-r-e-a-i in all caps and then lowercase case tech.

1:52:41 - Leo Laporte
It's not create I tech not good someone spent a million dollars on getting to that name and it was not well spent nvidia's micro services will be applied in two areas of l'oreal's business it's generative ai content creation platform, a new ai product recommendation engine. Oh, of course I mean. That makes perfect sense, right, I mean. I guess, have you ever had a facial Paris? Of course you have.

1:53:12 - Paris Martineau
Yeah.

1:53:14 - Leo Laporte
Don't ever get a facial on a cruise ship, because you'll walk away, as I did, with a bag full of product.

1:53:19 - Benito Gonzalez
Because what do they do?

1:53:20 - Leo Laporte
Schmuck. The facial is just a pretext to get you lying down and relaxed so they can sell you. You could say no.

1:53:27 - Paris Martineau
The most important thing for going to a facial is being prepared to nod politely when they bring you over to the wall of all the problems, like maybe, if you want to feel really pretty sporty, I'll sometimes take a photo and be like, yeah, I'll have to come back and get this and then never come back.

1:53:41 - Jeff Jarvis
Did you ever use any of those products?

1:53:45 - Leo Laporte
no they. They wasted away under my sink for about five years and I finally just threw them out. I finally just threw them out. Anyway, it was very expensive, but she was kind of. They are so expensive and she'd just been rubbing my face and I was very relaxed and so I believed her. When she said you know you really need to treat your skin better, I should have said let me take a picture of that and I'll get back to you. That's yeah, it works good lately.

1:54:11 - Paris Martineau
So the thing is, I would engage a lot more because I was like oh, I should be doing skincare, but lately I've embraced that I'm sort of degenerate, that doesn't really do skincare, and I recently went to uh.

1:54:21 - AI
I went to a dermatologist. You're young, you don't need skincare.

1:54:25 - Paris Martineau
That's the thing. I don't need it. I feel pressured because I feel like it's a thing a lot of women and people online like to talk about, but I don't need it. But I went to the dermatologist to get nose rosacea cream because, as I've learned on this podcast, I got rosacea on my nose and the guy was like, oh, let's go through your skincare routine. And I was like I wash my face in the shower and I apply moisturizer when dry and he was like oh, I'm mad at how good your skin looks and I'm like yeah, you have really good skin you have really good skin, as, by the way, I've been told, my skin is very nice it is very nice, but you're my age, that's pretty

1:55:01 - Jeff Jarvis
good, you know I had that. They gave me the rosacea stuff and and it almost sent me into atrial fibrillation so I had to stop oh, are you allergic to I've? It's a beta ivermectin ivermectin is.

1:55:13 - Paris Martineau
Ivermectin is one of the like five things they used to treat rosacea and it's really it. At first I did I was like I can't be doing the horse pace.

1:55:21 - Jeff Jarvis
Who did you vote for doctor? Yeah, I know.

1:55:25 - Paris Martineau
No, it's because for some people, rosacea is caused by mites underneath your skin, and that helps them.

1:55:33 - Leo Laporte
But, you know, Not for you, not for me, not for me. You just have blood vessels that are overactive. Yeah, it's all right.

1:55:42 - Jeff Jarvis
So I need you to answer a question. Can I ask a non-ai question? Leo? Leo explains yes uh, walmart and amazon are exploring issuing their own stable coins. What do we think about stable coins?

1:55:55 - Paris Martineau
wasn't there just legislation passed about congress just?

1:55:58 - Leo Laporte
approved stable coins. So what? Just briefly, what stable coins are? Are cryptocurrency? Oh, paris got to get out of here, so we'll do this fast. Cryptocurrency tied to the dollar so that, unlike bitcoin, which goes up and down and up and down, it's more stable, right, right. What is its purpose? To make money for somebody, not me? Well, to get around banks, right too. Yeah, there's all sorts of digital. The idea is maybe we should have digital currency instead of cash. It is not a good idea, in my opinion. It's crypto. It's just more crypto. It doesn't solve an existing problem.

1:56:44 - Paris Martineau
It's a tool that helps people with money, make more money.

1:56:46 - Benito Gonzalez
That's crypto.

1:56:46 - Paris Martineau
It's just more crypto. It doesn't solve an existing problem. It's a tool that's helping people with money make more money. That's really it. Yes, people want unregulated securities.

1:56:50 - Leo Laporte
They want, they want a fun gambling instrument and congress has just basically given them a tool to do that. But this is the world we live in nowadays, because trump's value he uh the walter journal story.

1:57:01 - Jeff Jarvis
He uh has 1.7 billion dollars in value in his crypto.

1:57:05 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, what a surprise.

1:57:08 - Jeff Jarvis
So he's gonna make more with his phone.

1:57:09 - Leo Laporte
That's what they, I think, tongue-in-cheekedly call the genius act, because he's a stable genius.

1:57:19 - Jeff Jarvis
He is, uh, just leo, you test every phone that comes out. Are you going to test the trump phone?

1:57:28 - Leo Laporte
yeah, I'll buy it the minute it's available. I make that firm promise. It looks it's so silly. There's no there. They say they'll be made in america. There's nowhere in the world, nowhere in america that could be made. It's not going to exist. No, it's the craziest thing. And who wants yeah? Anyway, that's a nutty idea. Okay, we gotta get rid of paris.

So let me pause and say join the club if you're not a member of the club. Very important to our bottom line, not for me, don't do it for me, do it for jeff and paris. 25 of our operating budget comes from club members. It is a vital part of how we operate and it's, I think, I'm sad to say, only going to increase. But you also do it for yourself because if you're a member of Club Twit, you get ad-free versions of all the shows. You wouldn't even hear this pitch. You also get access to the Club Twit Discord, which is where some of the best shows happen Micah's, craf's crafting corners, right after the show tonight. I like it. This is the club to a discord, which is a really fun place to hang out. Anthony nielsen has made some public service announcement stickers for people. Don't you talk to that?

1:58:41 - Paris Martineau
ai see, this is the kind of don't talk to an ai wife don't catch feelings for code ai waifus, don't you do it?

1:58:50 - Leo Laporte
simps pay monthly.

That is awesome anthony we are gonna have uh in, uh, uh. I think the second friday of month the AI user group will talk more about these tools and a lot more. We also have Stacy's Book Club coming up. Anyway, there's a lot of stuff that happens in the club. You're missing out on some of our best content, frankly, in fact, next week I'm going to have so much fun because remember we had the guy on that we really thought was great a couple of weeks ago. What was his name? Mr Witt, stephen Witt, stephen Witt, that's it, the author of the Thinking. Machine. Well, it was last week.

I forget. So he also wrote a book about digital music. Remember what he asked him about? And I said I can't wait. So he's agreed to come back and then. So we're going to do an hour with stephen whit talking about the rise of the mp3, napster, digital music to change the music industry, ai music. And then my good friend norman maslov, who has a youtube channel about vinyl he's a vinyl buff is going to join us. We're going to talk about retro music. So these are the kinds of things you're missing if you're not a member. 10 bucks a month, 120 a year, there's family plans, corporate plans and we've just added a two-week free trial. So actually this would be a good time to join twittv slash club. Twit, please don't do it for me, do it for Paris and Jen.

2:00:17 - Paris Martineau
Do it for me.

2:00:18 - Leo Laporte
Do it for Paris, all right.

2:00:22 - Paris Martineau
Picks of the week.

2:00:23 - Leo Laporte
Picks of the week.

2:00:23 - Paris Martineau
Picks of the week time I've got a pick, which is that book I mentioned. I've been listening to and really enjoy the audiobook of it's called they poisoned the world life and death in the age of forever chemicals.

2:00:35 - Jeff Jarvis
It's a really great.

2:00:36 - Paris Martineau
All the fun stuff listen I like a non-fiction book that's kind of about it's though depressing topic, really well written, really interesting, like it is. It's about pfos and bpa and kind of the um, yeah how forever basically how the actually going back to our favorite topic, the creation of the atom bomb, um led to kind of a chain reaction of events that uh led to the rise of teflon and the introduction of forever chemicals into the world's ecosystem is teflon a forever chemical?

yeah, uh, teflon is made part of. The manufacturing process of teflon involves pfos, um, and so they are put into it, leeches into basically everything. It touches anybody working in the factory, anybody nearby the factory, and it's gotten to the point that now pfos levels are found in basically creatures in antarctica, people who've never even seen a teflon pan. It's everywhere, and so and so. This book came out in May May 6th of this year and it is a fantastic read. I am really really picky when it comes to nonfiction books, just because I like to read books that have great reporting in it, but I also think that they should be written really well in a way that compels you and is narratively interesting, and this book kind of hits on all levels and the audiobook is fantastic, so I'd really recommend it.

2:02:08 - Leo Laporte
I am no longer buying my audiobooks from Audible, but I found some very good places. Well, Cory Doctorow recommended Librofm, which is the same price as Audible and has, I think, basically the same library but sends some of its proceeds to your local independent bookstore and you could choose your bookstore.

2:02:28 - Paris Martineau
Oh, that's great.

2:02:30 - Leo Laporte
And the downloaders are not copy protected in most cases. Sometimes publishers require it, but that is so. What happened? Actually, I could make this my pick of the week. What happened is audible and I got an email from them a couple of days ago saying we've canceled your membership.

I've been a member of audible for 25 years. I've bought hundreds and hundreds of books. I've spent thousands and thousands of dollars. Now I was a legacy. I had a legacy account they don't offer anymore, called light listener two credits for 15 bucks, and so I think they probably I don't think they're losing money, but they wanted to make more money out of me. So they said but you can renew for 15 bucks and get one credit, but this was pr. I mean, they didn't send me a note saying would you like to do this? They didn't. They didn't, they just cancelled my membership. So I thought that was a good opportunity for me to cancel my participation with Audible.

So there are a number of tools that will let you download your Audible library, remove copy protection and turn it into M4Bs. I will leave that as an exercise to you, because it's not legal in some jurisdictions, but I overnight downloaded all my Audible books. So I don't have, so I don't. They said, don't worry, you'll always have your Audible books. Yeah right, just like you, I'll always have my Audible account. So I downloaded all the books.

I have found a number of ways to listen. I think, after asking on Reddit and trying a few different ones, I've decided on one I really actually which I think is really, really good. It's got a bad name Book Player. It's very generic, but it lets you listen to these M4Bs In every aspect. It's like the Audible player, but I can listen to unprotected books from a variety of sources. That's when I signed up for ReadWise, because I'm also, instead of using a Kindle, going to use the Kobo. I know Rakuten is not much better than Amazon, but I'm going to use the Kobo for eBooks but I can't offload that into ReadWise, and ReadWise, which is a paid social network for readers, does also take it. I can export the underlining in the Kobo into my Obsidian notes, so it's a great way to kind of take notes on books and stuff. So Librafm, if you're going to buy books, which supports local bookstores and has, you know, great books.

2:04:55 - Jeff Jarvis
There's also LibriVox, which is crowd-read books.

2:04:58 - Leo Laporte
Yeah, I like the readers, Just like Paris. I want somebody who is like an actor. But yeah, librivox is great. Something more good. There are a lot of places I don't need to partake in this. Audible's got a 99% monopoly in audiobooks. Let's break that monopoly. I've also used Downpour. I have quite a few Downpour credits. Still, that also offers a subscription, and Downloads are, for the most part, not copy protected either. A downpour credits, uh, still that that also offers a subscription. Um, and downpours downloads are, for the most part, uh, not copy protected either. Uh, cory doctorow told me about both of these. So, uh, that's my new workflow, um, and I'll just keep these books on my hard drive and move them.

2:05:37 - Jeff Jarvis
Over one minute remaining. Can we make fun of paris's neighbors and park Slope line 190.

2:05:42 - Paris Martineau
Ooh, always.

2:05:44 - Jeff Jarvis
Park.

2:05:44 - Leo Laporte
Slope, which is the finest neighborhood in all of Brooklyn.

2:05:48 - Paris Martineau
Full of babies, dogs, people over the age of 40.

2:05:53 - Jeff Jarvis
This is a new guy I like on TikTok named Miles Toes.

2:05:57 - Leo Laporte
By the way, I will give you a little tip. If you take the. Ok, off of TikTok and just do ticked with the rest of it. You can download the tiktoks and play them, but here we go. Here is your neighbor, you can download them on tiktok just in the upper right hand corner oh, but I'd like this, because then I don't need to do this, just take the URL. But anyway, I'll play it in TikToks.

2:06:26 - TikTok
Guilt gentrification and the Park Slope Parenting Industrial Complex. We're in Park Slope, also known as the People's Republic of Park Slopia and even more commonly known as the lesbian dog mom capital of the world.

2:06:38 - Leo Laporte
Sounds good to me.

2:06:39 - TikTok
Where every toddler has dietary restrictions. That's true. Yes, there's a trust fund and the whole darn place. It's so suffocatingly perfect it makes you want to get hit by a city bike just to feel alive. It's a liberal nesting doll of strollers, brownstones and white women who whisper latin unironically. It's like if npr became a zip code, if bernie a Pinterest board, if Sesame Street was sponsored by George Soros. You work, I love it.

2:07:07 - Leo Laporte
This is uh, this is Miles underscore Toe.

2:07:11 - Jeff Jarvis
He's just great is that his voice? Yeah, he does hobo. He did Hoboken too.

2:07:16 - Benito Gonzalez
It's, it's wonderful you can just replace all that with the marina here in San Francisco, and it's the same thing yeah, there's, every town has a name, I'm just jealous that you live in Park Slope Perry?

2:07:25 - Jeff Jarvis
No, she doesn't live in Park Slope.

2:07:25 - Paris Martineau
I don't live in Park Slope, but I won't confirm or deny what neighborhood I live in, but I live in Brooklyn.

2:07:32 - Leo Laporte
My daughter lived in Carroll Gardens for a while.

2:07:36 - Paris Martineau
I love Carroll Gardens. Do you?

2:07:37 - Leo Laporte
It's so cute, yeah, neighborhood, yeah, it's very cute. Then that wasn't where she lived. Where was it? No, where was the neighborhood where, uh, the orthodox jews faced off against williamsburg? Well, no anyway, that's where that happened.

2:07:54 - Paris Martineau
That's where they built tunnels and things oh, crown heights is where the tunnels were. Crown heights, that's where she lived, and she lived near a tunnel, that's right.

2:08:00 - Leo Laporte
Crown Heights that's where she lived.

2:08:01 - Paris Martineau
And she lived near a tunnel.

2:08:02 - Leo Laporte
That's right. Yeah, crown Heights. She doesn't live there anymore. That's it, we're done. God bless, paris, go off to your date. I hope he turns out to be as nice as you are.

2:08:17 - Paris Martineau
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Bye guys. Thank you, paris, paris, I just no the information doesn't deserve you.

2:08:24 - Leo Laporte
So goodbye. Go to parisnyc if you want to know more about the best investigative reporter in the world, Paris Martin. No, thank you, Paris. Thank you, Jeff Jarvis. Thanks guys. Professor Emeritus of Journalistic Innovation at the Craig Newmark Graduate School of Journalism at the City University of New York. Also now a fella, a jolly good fella at Montclair State University and SUNY Stony Brook.

2:08:47 - Jeff Jarvis
Well, I'm a visiting professor there.

2:08:53 - Leo Laporte
This is why the AIs are going to take over us?

2:08:55 - Jeff Jarvis
Yeah, they are, because we're going to do a better job.

2:08:58 - Leo Laporte
They're going to do a better job and all of your podcasts will have that happy talk duo the entire world. Oh, oh, my god, can you imagine? Aren't you glad that there's?

2:09:10 - Jeff Jarvis
a podcast cockroaches. There'll be all that's left.

2:09:13 - Leo Laporte
There's still some raggedy ass podcasts like intelligent machines. We do uh this, this show, every wednesday at 2 pm pacific, 5 pm eastern. Uh, that's uh 2100 utc. You can catch it on uh, eight different eight, count them eight different platforms. Um, of course, if you're in the club, discord's the place, but youtube, twitch, tiktok, xcom, linkedin, facebook and kick. How about that? You did it, I did it. Next week, richard gingrich are we? Do we know if richard will be joining us? I?

2:09:49 - Benito Gonzalez
believe. Yes, he has confirmed good, that'll be fun.

2:09:52 - Jeff Jarvis
Tell us about richard jeff richard uh has been until uh, I think, the 23rd of this month. He is a senior vp at google uh, he's the guy at google for News Google. News guy Yep and all kinds of things around news and so he is retiring, he's going emeritus, like me, and can talk about AI and the news and AI and Google and fair use and that kind of stuff.

2:10:16 - Leo Laporte
He's been on before. We love him. He's a great guest and I look forward to that. That'll be next Wednesday, 2 pm Pacific, 5 pm Eastern. We always start with the interview. Then the silliness begins with the AI news of a sort. It doesn't end. It never really ends. You can also watch, of course, on our website twittv slash I am anytime. All the shows are there, going back even 824 episodes to when it was called, Believe it or not folks.

Yeah, how does that happen? Uh, that's because the ais haven't taken over yet. That's why they're going to wipe us out the minute they do. Uh, you also can watch on youtube. There's a dedicated youtube channel for intelligent machines. Best thing to do subscribe in your favorite podcast client. That way you'll get it automatically as soon as we publish it, which will be any time later today. Uh, and leave us a five-star review so paris can read it on the air. She's good we got to bring that back. If she'd had time, I think we would have been doing that today, but we'll do it next week. Thank you everybody for being here. Thank you, paris, thank you, jeff. Thanks to you, especially club to it members. We really appreciate your support. We'll see you next time on intelligent machines. Bye-bye. 

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