Jeff Stewart

His pet leopard changes its spots, regularly.. he counted
His blessings all the way to Infinity. Twice... He often tangos. Alone.
He can burst onto any scene, just by walking slowly..
He can find Carmen, San Diego.. and he knows who Jane Doe is, but isn’t telling.
He’d give credit where credit is due, but he wouldn’t want to seem arrogant.
He’s never joined them, because he’s always beaten them.
When the going gets tough, the toughest surrender to him.
He is better sorry than safe, except he has never been sorry.
He has never bitten off more than he can chew.
He doesn't have bigger fish to fry, because there are none.
He can circle the wagons in a perfect cube.
God is a man of Him.
He once came close, and got a cigar.
He is so famous, his security needs security.
His chain is stronger than its weakest link.
He got enough, and didn’t stop.
He took the bridge to nowhere, and got somewhere.
He's rarely in the doghouse, but when he is, he is in the Catbird seat.
On rare occasions when he is behind the curve, he is still in the lead.
His words speak louder than your actions.
His better half is identical.
His cat has ten lives.
He always has permission to go AWOL.
He only milks cash cows.
He let the dogs out.
He knows where Waldo is.
When he stares at the sun, it blinks.
He can swim on land, and fly underground.
His day in the sun lasts centuries.
His billions are a dime a dozen.
He has heard of salad days, but he likes his with steak.
His hands can beat a Royal Flush.
He once served time behind bars, and served Dos Equis to the patrons.
He can take sides while sitting on the fence.
He can square a circle.
He's never split hairs, but if he did, it would be over something important.
He can catch flies with vinegar.. judge a book by its cover.. and teach an old dog new tricks... and He can win them all.
He once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King -- and got one.
He plays Fantasy Football, but people actually enjoy hearing him talk about his team.